(2021) (Barbara Crampton, Larry Fessenden) (Not Rated)
- QUICK TAKE:
- Horror/Comedy: A preacher's wife finds her life upended when she's bitten by a vampire and grows a taste for human blood and more excitement in her marriage.
Anne (BARBARA CRAMPTON) is an unfulfilled woman. Married to Rev. Jakob Fedder (LARRY FESSENDEN), she exists mostly in the background, where the most exciting thing is having dinner with her brother-in-law, Bob (MARK KELLY), and his wife, Carole (SARAH LIND). But then an old flame of hers -- renowned architect Tom Low (ROBERT RUSLER) -- returns to town to work with Anne on the renovation of an old mill. One thing leads to another and their passion is rekindled but just as quickly interrupted by the arrival of a vampire, The Master (BONNIE AARONS), who earlier turned one of Jakob's parishioners, Amelia (NYISHA BELL), into a fellow bloodsucker.
Tom ends up dead and Anne is bitten on the neck, something she keeps secret from Jakob. But when Sheriff Mike Hess (JAY DeVON JOHNSON) reports that Amelia is missing just like Tom, Anne finds her life turned upside down, what with her appetite for blood growing, just like her desire for more excitement in her marriage. Once Jakob learns what's happened, it's up to them to work through their issues and figure out how to deal with The Master.
- WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT?
- They might if they're into comedy-tinged horror movies.
- WHY THE MPAA RATED IT: Not Rated
- While not rated, the film is the equivalent of an R due to bloody violence, sexual content, profanity, and drug use.
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