If you're wondering why we don't have a review for a particular movie, here's the reason.
Tens of thousands of films were released before this service was started in 1996. Since our reviews are more detailed than any available anywhere, each takes around 10 hours to complete. As we have only one reviewer (who is horribly underpaid for working more than 80 hours each week), and there are only 24 hours in a day, we simply can't provide reviews for every release.
That includes many newer, smaller films. Our time must be focused on the bigger, national releases that many/most of our readers are interested in or are concerned about their kids seeing.
From this point forward, we will NOT answer inquiries about why we haven't reviewed this movie or that, as it simply burns up our time that could best be used elsewhere (trust me, you'd understand after having to answer hundreds and thousands of email messages each and every week).
Thank you for your understanding of this matter.