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"HOOK" (1991) (Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman) (PG) QUICK TAKE: Action/Adventure: Peter Banning, a too-busy-for-family businessman flies to London with his wife and two children for an event honoring an elder Wendy Darling, but his past as Peter Pan, unknown to him, catches up, as Captain Hook kidnaps his children and takes them to Neverland, where he must go and rediscover himself. PLOT: Peter Banning (ROBIN WILLIAMS) works to rescue big businesses in trouble, but doesn't realize that his work is making his family unhappy. At his daughter Maggie's (AMBER SCOTT) school play, he promises his son, Jack (CHARLIE KORSMO), that he'll be at his last baseball game of the season, but doesn't show up because of his work. The Banning family, Peter's wife, Moira (CAROLINE GOODALL), included, fly to London to visit Granny Wendy (MAGGIE SMITH) who's having a wing of a children's hospital dedicated to her. During the event, Captain Hook (DUSTIN HOFFMAN) swoops in from Neverland and kidnaps Peter's children. It is then that Granny Wendy reveals to Peter the part of his life that he doesn't remember: Being Peter Pan. Tinkerbell (JULIA ROBERTS) then comes in to take Peter to Neverland, where he must learn again to be the boy who didn't want to grow up. At the same time he must earn the respect of the Lost Boys, especially Rufio (DANTE BASCO) who doesn't believe that he's Peter Pan, and eventually battle Captain Hook, who, with Smee (BOB HOSKINS) comes up with a plan to turn his kids against him. WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT? If they're fans of the Peter Pan story or of Robin Williams or Steven Spielberg, they might want to see it. WHY THE MPAA RATED IT: PG No official reason is given, but it's likely for violence, profanity and some brief sexually related material. CAST AS ROLE MODELS: ROBIN WILLIAMS plays Peter Banning, a businessman too busy to spend time with his kids, greatly affecting his son when he misses his last baseball game of the season. He reluctantly flies to London with his family for an event honoring Granny Wendy, yet doesn't stop with business while he's there. When his children are kidnapped and he learns from Wendy that he was once Peter Pan, he must go to Neverland to try to rescue them and at the same time rediscover himself. He yells at his kids when they interrupt him while he's on a phone call, uses a bit of profanity when asking his son what's the matter with him, and appears slightly drunk in one scene. DUSTIN HOFFMAN plays Captain James Hook of Neverland, looking for revenge on Peter Pan after a failed battle so long ago. He goes right into Peter's world and kidnaps his children, in order to bait him into coming to Neverland, but is shocked when the Peter he sees isn't the one he remembers. Nevertheless, he agrees to a three-day wait so Tinkerbell and the Lost Boys can get Peter into shape and back into being Peter Pan, all the while working to turn Peter's kids against him. He uses a word of profanity in one scene. JULIA ROBERTS plays Tinkerbell, coming to Peter's world from Neverland to take him back so he can rescue his kids. However, she finds upon meeting Peter that he's not the Peter Pan she remembered, though she takes him right back to Neverland and, with the Lost Boys, shapes him up to become Peter Pan once again. She wears a short outfit that shows a lot of leg in a few scenes. BOB HOSKINS plays Smee, Captain Hook's right-hand man, who comes up with the plan for Hook to make Peter's kids hate him and love Hook. He throws overboard a valuable that Peter holds at one point, and drinks once. MAGGIE SMITH plays Granny Wendy, who remembers Peter back when he was Peter Pan, because she went with him to Neverland when she was a young girl. However, as the years wore on, she became less and less able to go with him all the time, but took Peter in when he decided to stay and found parents to adopt him. CAROLINE GOODALL plays Moira Banning, Peter's wife and Wendy's granddaughter. CHARLIE KORSMO plays Jack Banning, son of Peter who's disappointed when he doesn't show up to his final baseball game of the season. He, along with his sister, is kidnapped by Captain Hook and appears to warm to him when he promises Jack a few things and keeps up on those promises. AMBER SCOTT plays Maggie Banning, daughter of Peter, who's kidnapped by Captain Hook and isn't receptive to his attempts to make her love him more than she loves Peter. DANTE BASCO plays Rufio, the head Lost Boy who doesn't like Peter when he shows up and doesn't believe that he's Peter Pan. He plays rough with him during swordfighting practice and throws a coconut at him at one point too. He also hurls insults at Peter-who does it right back-which is apparently encouraged among the Lost Boys. RAUSHAN HAMMOND plays Thud Butt, a heavyset Lost Boy who figures prominently in the battle climax on board Captain Hook's ship. ARTHUR MALET plays Tootles, who lives with Granny Wendy. CAST, CREW, & TECHNICAL INFO HOW OTHERS RATED THIS MOVIE Curious if this title is entertaining, any good, and/or has any artistic merit? Then read OUR TAKE of this film. (Note: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below). OUR WORD TO PARENTS: The following is a brief summary of the content found in this PG-rated action/adventure film. Profanity consists of a few expletives while other colorful phrases are uttered. Some brief, sexually-related dialogue is present, as is cleavage. Violence consists of some comedic-based action and physical content, with swords and plunger-tipped arrows, as well as other slightly more dangerous violence involving swords, while a few characters are shot. Some of the behavior during those scenes may be enticing for younger kids to imitate, and some of that material and related peril might be unsettling and/or suspenseful to some viewers. Various characters have varying degrees of bad attitude, while tense family material is also present, and a few characters drink. Should you still be concerned about the film's appropriateness for yourself or anyone else in your home, you may want to look more closely at our detailed listings for more specific information regarding the film's content. For those concerned with bright flashes of light on the screen, some of that occurs during the installation of a hook and the crackling explosion of a clock house. ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE Moira asks Liza what she's been cooking - "Mince pies? Brandy snaps?" Granny Wendy knocks over a drink in slow-moving panic. Peter pours himself a drink, the glass seen up close, and in shadow, he drinks some. His walking to the window appears a little drunk, and he drinks again as he looks out from the balcony. After Tinkerbell asks Peter who she is, Peter replies, "You're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a nice tiny person, and what am I saying? I don't know who my mother was, I'm an orphan, and I've never taken drugs because I missed the '60s, I was an accountant." Smee pours a drink for Captain Hook and later, when Hook's about to drink from the goblet, he takes the goblet from him in the midst of his happiness about his inspired evil plan, and drinks. Three pirates walk out of a tavern called "The Drunken Wench," which features a woman on the sign holding two bottles. Hook says to Druscilla, "I need my bubbly. Give me my bubbly," and picks up the silver goblet next to him with his gloved hand. A street sweeper sweeps away some bottles with his broom. BLOOD/GROSS STUFF Various crude comments are made from time to time in the film, such as "You slug-eating worm," "You paunchy, sag-bottomed puke pot," "Hemorrhoidal suck-navel," "Boil-dripping, beef-fart-sniffing bubble butt," "You are a fart factory, slug-slimed sack of rat guts and cat vomit, cheesy, scab-picked pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A weak old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!" "In your rear, cow derriere," "You lewd, crude, rude bag-of-pre-chewed food dude" and "You two-toned, zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin', paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan-envy!" Maggie runs from Jack who's walking after her as a vampire and she wraps her arms around Peter's neck and says, "He's trying to suck my blood and he drools all over my neck." The bearded pirate shouts at the other pirates, "Don't get no blood on them boots! They's mine!" As Peter walks like a pirate according to Tinkerbell's commands, she tells him to "crack your mouth and drool," and a few drops of drool are seen. A few of the Lost Boys shoot plunger-tipped arrows at Peter. Four land on his clothed chest and one in his crotch. Peter has a pained reaction, saying in a high voice, "I've been shot." He pulls off the bottom plunger arrow and green slime is seen. Later, Peter pulls off two more plunger arrows and red, yellow and green stains are seen on his shirt. Smee puts his index fingers in his ears, digs around, and uses what he's got (unseen) to wax the ends of Captain Hook's mustache. Peter flips an empty spoon at Rufio, and colored goo of some kind lands on his face, triggered by imagination. Then Thud Butt throws some colored slime at Peter and it lands on his face. Soon, the colored stuff is thrown around by everyone, hitting Tinkerbell too. Hook slashes his hook across Peter's arm, drawing blood. DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE When Peter, Moira and Granny Wendy arrive home from the Great Ormond Street Hospital event dedicating an orphan's wing to Wendy, they find that Jack and Maggie have been kidnapped by Captain Hook, who swooped in from Neverland to do so, leaving behind a note held up by a sword in the nursery door. Hook wants revenge on Peter for defeating him the last time in Neverland. It's then that Peter learns from Granny Wendy that he's Peter Pan and he has to go to Neverland to rescue his children. When Captain Hook first meets Peter, he doesn't believe that it's him being that he's gotten very much older and doesn't have that same spirit or the ability to fly. He makes a deal with Tinkerbell of three days to get Peter in shape, all the while trying to turn Peter's kids against him, mostly Jack, by reminding them of what Peter hasn't done for them as a father. Smee is Captain Hook's right-hand man, who tells him that the man he sees before him that he doesn't believe is Peter Pan is indeed Peter Pan. He's responsible for coming up with the scheme of Captain Hook trying to turn Peter's kids against him and, just by being associated with Hook, isn't nice either. Rufio is the head Lost Boy when Peter arrives in Neverland and not only does not believe that Peter is Peter Pan, but doesn't like his position being taken away, of being the one in charge. He's mean toward Peter, hurling insults at him, which is apparently encouraged among the Lost Boys, which Peter gets into as well at dinner with them. He also throws a coconut at Peter and is not a good sport while helping Peter learn how to swordfight again. However, once Peter remembers who he is and regains that spirit, Rufio begins to admire him and respect him. Peter promises his son at his daughter's school play that despite a sudden business meeting the next day, he'll be at his last baseball game of the season. But he misses it, delegating it to an employee named Jim, who takes a video camera to the game and films what Peter misses. Jack throws his baseball at the ceiling of the plane continuously and catches it. Peter says to Jack, "Will you stop that? You can break a window." Jack replies, banging the window with the ball, "They're double-layered, you can't break them." Peter promises Jack he'll come to six games next season and Jack replies, "Yeah, be sure to buy enough videotape." Peter then says, "My word is my bond," and Jack retorts, "Yeah, junk bonds." He then throws the baseball up again and it hits the oxygen mask panel, which pops open and two masks fall. Peter says to Jack, "What the hell's the matter with you? When will you stop acting like a child?" "I am a child," Jack replies. After Peter asks his business associate Brad over the phone, "Why doesn't somebody just shoot me in the head?" (over an apparently important business deal falling apart), Jack playfully shouts, "Bang! Bang!" pointing two fingers at Peter, and Peter yells at Jack, "Will everybody just shut up?!" He then says, "And leave me alone for one moment. Moira, get 'em outta here, will you? I'm on the phone call of my life." A pirate says to Peter, "Hello. If it ain't the Mother Inferior…I fancy them shiny shoes for my booty," hitting at his shoes. At one point, pirate hands grab at the shoes, untying them. Captain Hook says to Smee about his men, "The pewling spawn-how I despise them." He then says to the men, "Well my stupid sorry parasitic sacks of entrails…," and the men laugh. After learning from the Lost Boys that Rufio is in charge, Peter says, "No, no, Mr. Skunkhead with too much mousse. You are just a punk kid." FRIGHTENING SCENES The scenes listed here and under "Violence" may be unsettling or scary to younger viewers but probably few others. The plane to London experiences some turbulence, with food and drink jolting about. The winds bang the windows of the nursery and the hooked latch is gradually lifted. Winds blow as well in the banquet hall where Granny Wendy is being honored, and the windows in the living room of her house burst open in front of Tootles with a green light showing. The same happens in the nursery, and the quilts on Jack and Maggie each lift up, as smoke is seen too. Electricity crackles and sparks fly as Captain Hook's hook is put on. Tinkerbell's clock house sparks and smokes and then explodes, revealing her in full human form. As Hook's and Peter's swords clash, they spark. GUNS/WEAPONS Handguns/Swords/Knives/Hook/Miscellaneous weapons: Carried and used to threaten, wound, trip up, stain and kill others, as well as cause property damage. See "Violence" for details. After Peter asks his business associate Brad over the phone, "Why doesn't somebody just shoot me in the head?" (over an apparently important business deal falling apart), Jack playfully shouts, "Bang! Bang!" pointing two fingers at Peter. Tootles opens the nursery room door, and sees a long scrape across it from Hook's hook, or sword, doing its damage and letting Peter know he was there. A sword is stuck to the door with a note attached. The pirates think Peter is getting out a weapon, so they take out their swords. Captain Hook fires his gun at Peter, making a hole in his checkbook, the bullet hitting a pirate who falls backward. Tinkerbell settles a knife on Hook's nose. Smee points a small gun at Tinkerbell. A Lost Boy points at Peter covered in vines, asking, "Who's the shrub?" and the boys brandish their knives. Rufio lands from his stunt and holds a sword at Peter. Rufio shouts, "Kill the lawyer!" and the kids take up their weapons, repeating the sentiment loudly. Rufio runs at Peter with a sword and places the edge of it near his face. Captain Hook cocks his gun and points it at his head, intending to commit suicide. Peter points his sword at Rufio and runs at him, but Rufio steps to the side while Peter keeps running, his pants falling down and underwear showing. Rufio throws a coconut at Peter. A Lost Boy throws Peter a sword, and Peter splits the coconut apart with it. Someone cuts a sword through a sail on Hook's ship, and part of the fabric falls to the floor. Smee picks it up, holds it out, and it's the shape of Peter Pan. Peter and Captain Hook hold their swords at each other. A few pirates on the ship take out their weapons and chase after Peter. One of the Lost Boys' weapons fires eggs at the pirates. Many of the Lost Boys fire colored paintballs at their pirate attackers. Thud Butt fires a weapon which sprays pirates with streams of paint on four sides. Hook fires a sword out of his glove and grabs it. Hook backs Peter against a wall and points his sword at his chin. IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR Phrases: "Yuck!" "Come and give me a squdge," "Faker," "Big damn bug," "Ya/you pixie devil!" "Peter-floggin'-flyin'-Pan," "Oh, flog off," "Just shut up," "Bangerang!" "He's an old, fat grandpa man," "You're dead, jolly man," "Peter Pan's gots kids," "Well, welcome back to Neverland, Pan the Man," "…I hate, I hate, I hate Peter Pan!" "A piffy what?" "Abso-floggin'-lutely," "I've just had an apostrophe," "Be bangerang!" "You're a liar!" "Come on, Thud Butt," "Eat your heart out, you crinkled, wrinkled fat-bag," "You slug-eating worm," "You dust brain," "You paunchy, sag-bottomed puke pot," "Hemorrhoidal suck-navel," "Boil-dripping, beef-fart-sniffing bubble butt," "You are a fart factory, slug-slimed sack of rat guts and cat vomit, cheesy, scab-picked pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A weak old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!" "Mung tongue," "Pinhead," "Mother lover," "Nearsighted gynecologist," "In your face, camel cake!" "In your rear, cow derriere," "Lying crying spying prying ultra-pig," "You lewd, crude, rude bag-of-prechewed food dude," "Stupid, stupid man!" "You two-toned, zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin', paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan-envy!" "Good night, Neverland!" "You silly ass," "Don't you love it, laddie?" "Remember the fires from hell that forged you!" "Thudball!" "Looky, looky, I got Hooky," "You blackguard!" and "Give us a squdge." About flying to London, Peter's staff gives him the advice of, "Don't let your arms get tired!" and they flap their arms jokingly. Jack continuously throws his baseball at the ceiling of the plane and also bangs on the window with the ball while trying to prove something to Peter. Maggie shows Peter a picture Jack drew of the plane they're all on, on fire, going down into the ocean with shark fins drawn there, and the family parachuting. Jack stands on the snowy slanted ledge of the steps to No. 14, trying to walk up. Tootles opens the door to Peter and his family, looks outside, exclaims, "It's snowing!" and slams the door. Liza screams with joy at Peter and his family. She also grabs Jack by his scarf and pulls him in. Tootles crawls on the floor, next to a table, saying, "Lost, lost, lost." Peter asks, "Lost what?" and Tootles replies, "I've lost my marbles," and crawls away. Jack makes a sound of something being blown out of water, in reference to Peter's job. Maggie playfully puts a lampshade over her head. Tootles barks like a dog. Tinkerbell dresses Peter like a pirate, with a cape, a pirate's hat and an eyepatch and tells him to let his left arm hang lifeless, walk with his left foot turned in, glare with his "good eye," drool, and growl like a pirate. He does and has a brief friendly exchange with another pirate. Captain Hook's laughter may be tempting to imitate. The kids make a downward whistling sound, followed by an exploding sound. Rufio throws a coconut at Peter. A Lost Boy throws a sword to Peter, and he catches it and splits the coconut apart. Popcorn is thrown in celebration of Jack's home run. Peter jumps off a rock ledge, trying to fly, but falls. Peter crows like a rooster and the Lost Boys do it too. Thud Butt puts his legs up on his chest, exclaims "Thudball!" and rolls himself down a set of stairs, bumping into and knocking down many pirates into a hold below deck. He does the same down a gangplank, knocking down many pirates. Peter scales the drainpipe of Granny Wendy's house. JUMP SCENES None. MUSIC (SCARY/TENSE) A heavy amount of ominous and suspenseful music occurs in the film. MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE) None. PROFANITY At least 3 hells, 2 asses, 1 damn, 4 uses of "Oh my God," and 1 use each of "My God" and "Oh God." SEX/NUDITY Peter, incredulous over the reason for a business deal falling apart, asks Brad over the phone, "A 10-inch owl has a 50-mile mating radius? Why don't they just fornicate someplace else?" A few prostitutes greet Smee, showing lots of cleavage. Three mermaids swim up to Peter, showing some cleavage, and each kiss him. Three flowers sniff at Peter, and one sniffs at his clothed crotch. Peter points his sword at Rufio and runs at him, but Rufio goes to the side while Peter keeps running, his pants falling down and underwear showing. Peter appears shirtless while a few of the Lost Boys apply war paint to his face and chest, and also when he's in the slingshot, ready to be launched. Tinkerbell's legs are seen in a short outfit as she laughs. Hook sits with a wench named Druscilla, who shows some cleavage. He commands her to glove him-put on his baseball glove. She grips his hook, closes her eyes and moans, and then takes it off. As Peter looks in Tinkerbell's house, her legs are seen in a short outfit. Tinkerbell kisses Peter, wearing a dress that shows her bare shoulders and a bit of cleavage. SMOKING Captain Hook holds a two-pronged cigar holder, with two near-cigar stubs smoldering. TENSE FAMILY SCENES Peter promises his son at his daughter's school play that despite a sudden business meeting the next day, he'll be at his last baseball game of the season. But he misses it, delegating it to an employee named Jim, who takes a video camera to the game and films what Peter misses. Jack throws his baseball at the ceiling of the plane continuously and catches it. Peter says to Jack, "Will you stop that? You can break a window." Jack replies, banging the window with the ball, "They're double-layered, you can't break them." Peter promises Jack he'll come to six games next season and Jack replies, "Yeah, be sure to buy enough videotape." Peter then says, "My word is my bond," and Jack retorts, "Yeah, junk bonds." He then throws the baseball up again and it hits the oxygen mask panel, which pops open and two masks fall. Peter says to Jack, "What the hell's the matter with you? When will you stop acting like a child?" "I am a child," Jack replies. After Peter asks his business associate Brad over the phone, "Why doesn't somebody just shoot me in the head?" (over an apparently important business deal falling apart), Jack playfully shouts, "Bang! Bang!" pointing two fingers at Peter, and Peter yells at Jack, "Will everybody just shut up?!" He then says, "And leave me alone for one moment. Moira, get 'em outta here, will you? I'm on the phone call of my life." When Peter, Moira and Granny Wendy arrive home from the Great Ormond Street Hospital event dedicating an orphan's wing to Wendy, they find that Jack and Maggie have been kidnapped by Captain Hook, who swooped in from Neverland to do so, leaving behind a note held up by a sword in the nursery door. Hook wants revenge on Peter for defeating him the last time in Neverland. It's then that Peter learns from Granny Wendy that he's Peter Pan and he has to go to Neverland to rescue his children. When Captain Hook first meets Peter, he doesn't believe that it's him being that he's gotten very much older and doesn't have that same spirit or the ability to fly. He makes a deal with Tinkerbell of three days to get Peter in shape, all the while trying to turn Peter's kids against him, mostly Jack, by reminding them of what Peter hasn't done for them as a father. Captain Hook decides, from Smee's idea, to make Peter's children love him and turn them against Peter. Maggie doesn't take to it, though Jack, because he's been disappointed often by Peter, does. Hook tells Jack to smash his father's watch. "Go on, you know you want to." Jack grips the mallet and smashes the pocket watch. He then smashes various clocks around Hook's small museum while expressing displeasure at what Peter didn't let him do and what he didn't show up for. Jack, dressed up in mini-Captain Hook garb, doesn't recognize Peter at first as his father, or at all, asking Hook who he is. Gradually, as the fight on board the ship wears on, Jack sees who Peter is. TOPICS TO TALK ABOUT Peter promises his son at his daughter's school play that despite a sudden business meeting the next day, he'll be at his last baseball game of the season. But he misses it, delegating it to an employee named Jim, who takes a video camera to the game and films what Peter misses. Spending more time with family. Living life for oneself and not only for the sake of making big business deals. Using one's imagination and having fun. Peter doesn't remember his years as Peter Pan and late in the film, we learn how he became Peter Pan. Captain Hook decides, from Smee's idea, to make Peter's children love him and turn them against Peter. Maggie doesn't take to it, though Jack, because he's been disappointed often by Peter, does. VIOLENCE Tinkerbell flies around the nursery, knocking a lamp off a table and making framed pictures askew. Peter tries to swat at Tinkerbell, but she grabs his apparatus and hits him in the face, chest, the face again, in the chest again, on his head, in his face again, and he falls into a baby bassinet. Tinkerbell throws pixie dust at Peter. He sneezes and launches Tinkerbell into the toy house. After Peter screams, "I do not believe in fairies," Tinkerbell dramatically falls down the stairs in the toy house, and lays still. Tinkerbell flips the rug Peter's standing on and he flies up and does a back flip to the floor. During a skirmish with a few pirates wanting Peter's shoes: Tinkerbell grabs one of the pirates and throws him out a window. Another pirate grabs Peter's vest and Tinkerbell lets go of a hanging cut of meat, which hits the man. Another pirate is thrown out a window. The bearded pirate tries to hit Tinkerbell with his walking stick, but she unleashes a set of pots overhead, which fall on his head. Tinkerbell then shoves a hanging bucket in the face of one pirate and he falls over a railing. Another pirate falls down to a set of barrels, smashing them, and smoke trailing him. Two men drag a doubting pirate to the Boo Box, a few put him in, and two scorpions are dropped in through a hole. Captain Hook fires his gun at Peter, making a hole through the cover of his checkbook, the bullet hitting a pirate, who falls backwards. Captain Hook hits his hook against the wooden railing of his ship. A cheering pirate unknowingly knocks a tied-up Peter backwards, and he bounces on the plank extending out from the ship, and falls into the water. A thick leafy vine wraps around Peter's foot and pulls him upside-down up through colored planks of wood, and he paws at Tinkerbell's clock house, not knowing what it is. Tinkerbell cuts the vine and Peter falls into more vines, off the side of a wooden hut, bounces off a makeshift trampoline, and nearly to the ground, covered in and supported by vines. Tinkerbell cuts through a Lost Boy's pillow off-camera in order to wake him up. We see feathers fly out of the hut, followed by the boy exclaiming, "That was my pillow!" A Lost Boy rides down a vine and accidentally knocks into Peter's vine-covered figure. Tinkerbell stretches out a vine to trip two of the Lost Boys and explain the situation to them. She takes their bandanas at one point and yanks them as she's talking to them. A few of the Lost Boys shoot plunger-tipped arrows at Peter. Four land on his clothed chest and one in his crotch. Peter has a pained reaction, saying in a high voice, "I've been shot." He pulls off the bottom plunger arrow and green slime is seen. Later, Peter pulls off two more plunger arrows and red, yellow and green stains are seen on his shirt. Peter falls off Rufio's skateboard track. Rufio slaps Tinkerbell off of him. One of the Lost Boys fires an arrow at Peter's behind and hits it. Peter pulls it out as he runs. Peter skateboards up a wall and falls to the ground. The skateboard falls through a basketball hoop and he catches it. One of the Lost Boys exclaims at Peter, "Play!" and throws a basketball at his chest. Another Lost Boy catches the ball, says the same thing to Peter, and throws the ball at his head. Three Lost Boys hold onto Peter while another shoves the basketball into his hands. The ball bounces off of Peter's head from the basket. Tinkerbell drags Peter back from the other side of the dirt line (designed to see who thinks Peter isn't Peter Pan) by a suspender strap and says, "You're embarrassing me," letting go of the strap and it snaps back onto Peter. Smee tries to get the gun out of Captain Hook's hand and it fires in the process, hitting a toy boat model of Hook's ship, which catches fire. The toy boat then sinks into the water. Peter tries to bring the sword down on Rufio in practice, but Rufio spins around and hits Peter on the back twice. Peter points his sword at Rufio and runs at him, but Rufio goes to the side while Peter keeps running, his pants falling down and underwear showing. Rufio throws a coconut at Peter. A Lost Boy throws a sword to Peter, and Peter splits the coconut apart with the sword. Smee smashes clocks with his mallet at Hook's panicked insistence. Hook tells Jack to smash his father's watch. "Go on, you know you want to." Jack grips the mallet and smashes the pocket watch. He then smashes various clocks around Hook's small museum while expressing displeasure at what Peter didn't let him do and what he didn't show up for. During the baseball game, one of the players on base runs to second base before the next pitch. A pirate stands up and exclaims, "He's stealing second!" The umpire takes out a gun and shoots the player, who falls. Smee, on the pitcher's mount, checks himself for holes and finds none. Jack jumps off a rock ledge, trying to fly, but falls. Jack's home run baseball comes down from the sky and hits Peter on the head, and he laughs and falls. Peter Pan rises from his knees in a secret room, and accidentally hits his head on the ceiling. Young Peter Pan tries to pull his shadow toward him by the leg, but falls to the nursery floor. Peter cuts off Rufio's pants with his sword and they fall, revealing long underwear. Peter exclaims, "Play!" and hits one of the Lost Boys on the head with the ball, then another one in the chest. One of the Lost Boys breaks through a thatched wall to make armor. Peter runs one pirate through with his sword. Another clashes swords with him and he punches that pirate in the face. Another one he sticks in the stomach with his sword. He kicks another one in the stomach, pushes him toward another pirate, and they smash two wooden boxes behind them. One pirate runs at Peter with his sword, but Peter ducks and flips that pirate over him. Peter blocks the sword of another one and puts his arm around his neck, turning around to clash swords with another pirate behind him. He then pushes his captive pirate at the other pirate. Peter then ducks, takes another pirate on his shoulder, and spins him around to combat a few others with his sword and the other pirate's sword sticking out. Peter clashes swords with two pirates at once, and head-butts them down. Peter battles three other pirates then kicks them down, knocking down a slew of others behind them. Peter punches a pirate that runs by him. A few of the Lost Boys jump onto some pirates as they swing aboard Hook's ship. Rufio sticks a pirate through with his sword off camera. Thud Butt pushes a pirate down hard as he runs in. One of the Lost Boys' weapons fires eggs at the pirates. The double-barreled weapon of one Lost Boy fires gumballs at the pirates, causing them to trip and fall on deck. Thud Butt puts his legs up on his chest, exclaims "Thudball!" and rolls himself down some stairs, bumping into and knocking many pirates down into a hold below deck. Many of the Lost Boys fire colored paintballs at their pirate attackers. Thud "thudballs" down the gangplank, knocking down six pirates directly, and others fall from the impact. A Lost Boy calls for help from an attacking pirate, and Thud stomps on a plank of wood, which comes up, propelling the pirate away. Thud spots another pirate and stomps on the plank of wood beneath the man, and the plank comes up and hits the man in the crotch, and he reacts accordingly, pained. Thud fires a weapon which sprays pirates with streams of paint on four sides. Rufio slices a pirate across the chest with his sword, seen from afar, and that pirate falls. A pirate tries to get at Peter Pan, but hits his sword at a pole of wood. Peter pushes a statue onto that pirate, trapping him between that one and another behind him. Hook runs one of the Lost Boys through the chest with his sword. As Hook and Peter's swords clash, they spark. Peter and Hook swordfight off the ship and through various locations. Peter pushes Hook down and puts his sword at Hook's hand while grabbing his sword. Tinkerbell stops Hook's hook from landing inside Peter, and Peter takes the hook and smashes it inside a wall, which begins smoking. A giant crocodile statue falls on Hook. Reviewed off DVD / Posted July 30, 2010