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"ANIMAL HOUSE" (1978) (John Belushi, Tim Matheson) (R) Alcohol/ Drugs Blood/Gore Disrespectful/ Bad Attitude Frightening/ Tense Scenes Guns/ Weapons Extreme Mild Heavy None Moderate Imitative Behavior Jump Scenes Music (Scary/Tense) Music (Inappropriate) Profanity Extreme None None None Heavy Sex/ Nudity Smoking Tense Family Scenes Topics To Talk About Violence Extreme Mild None Moderate Heavy QUICK TAKE: Comedy: The dean of a conservative college, and one of its fraternities, attempts to get a rowdier, bawdier fraternity expelled from the campus. PLOT: At Faber College in 1962, there is a conservative air about the campus, embodied by the Omega fraternity, which accepts what it deems to be the best and the brightest, but isn't very accepting of anyone else, including two potential pledges, Larry Kroger (TOM HULCE) and Kent Dorfman (STEPHEN FURST), a "wimp and a blimp," according to Babs, a name-tag hostess at the Omega house. Larry and Kent arrive at Delta house, and Kent convinces Larry it'll be easy to get in, because his brother, Fred, was a member and according to him, legacies have to be admitted. This fraternity is the polar opposite of Omega: Rowdy, bawdy, and always home to the heaviest drinkers on campus. Beer is always available, beer bottles are thrown around, and occasionally, a mannequin is thrown out of the second-floor window. The anarchic nature of this fraternity is what causes the college's Dean, Vernon Wormer (JOHN VERNON), the most consternation. What good is this college in being conservative if all of its student body doesn't abide by that? With such students as the wild John 'Bluto' Blutarsky (JOHN BELUSHI), the ladies' man Eric 'Otter' Stratton (TIM MATHESON) and jokester Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein (PETER RIEGERT), Wormer sees much reason to find a way to expel all of them. Accordingly, he employs members of the Omega fraternity to try to do so, and it's the right fit, because Omega hates Delta as passionately as Wormer does. WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT? Older kids will be most interested in this comedic look at college life, and especially the occasionally low-key, yet manic style of John Belushi as Bluto Blutarsky. WHY THE MPAA RATED IT: R No official reason is given, but it's likely for nudity, sexual content, language, and drug use. CAST AS ROLE MODELS: JOHN BELUSHI plays John 'Bluto' Blutarsky, who doesn't say a lot, but eats more than a lot. He can stuff an entire hamburger in his mouth, and has a drinking habit to match. He's the wild, crazy member of the Delta fraternity, who looks at women in various states of undress, and uses strong language as well. TIM MATHESON plays Eric 'Otter' Stratton, the rush chairman of Delta, in charge of new pledges and welcoming them, and is also quite a ladies' man, conquering many, including Marion Wormer, the wife of Dean Vernon Wormer, the head of Faber College. Like the rest of the fraternity, he drinks, and he uses strong language. PETER RIEGERT plays Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein, the jokester of the fraternity, who is the only one out of all of them carrying on a steady relationship, or at least trying to. His love is Katy, who tries to get him to take their relationship seriously, but isn't completely successful at that. He drinks and is seen driving drunk, smokes pot, and he curses. TOM HULCE plays Larry 'Pinto' Kroeger, a new member of the Delta fraternity, who is more of the kind to be roped into whatever antics the Delta house is planning, including before a toga party, where Boon stuffs wrapped cuts of meat in his sweater at the Food King. The running theme of this character is that he's never had sex and at one point, Donald asks Katy to find him a girl with a "morally casual attitude," who will have sex with him. Later, Larry meets Clorette, the daughter of the mayor of Faber, who becomes a possibility. He drinks and smokes pot. STEPHEN FURST plays Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman, the other new member of Delta, admitted because his brother Fred was a member of Delta. He endures some of the abuse of Omega, being in the college's ROTC program. He's the only Delta member who doesn't drink. He nearly does, but is interrupted. BRUCE MCGILL plays Daniel 'D-Day' Simpson Day, who rides his motorcycle into the Delta house and up the stairs, croaks out the "William Tell Overture" with his throat, drinks, and is the go-to technical guy for any antics that the Delta fraternity needs to happen. He's responsible for their float that appears at the end of the film. JAMES WIDDOES plays Robert Hoover, the president of Delta fraternity and the most responsible one out of the entire fraternity, extremely worried when it looks like their actions will make them worse off with the administration than they were before. KAREN ALLEN plays Katy, Boon's girlfriend, who tries to get him to take his life, and them, seriously, but isn't all that successful at it, even to the point where she cheats on him with a literature professor. At the beginning of the film, Katy's in charge of the bar, drawing beers for whomever wants them. Her bottom appears nude in a later scene. JOHN VERNON plays Dean Vernon Wormer, who makes the possible expulsion of the Delta fraternity his biggest priority. He employs members of the rival Omega fraternity to do some dirty work for him. He uses strong language, and at one point, when the mayor of Faber demands some money for Faber College's alumni parade to go on, he promises him an honorarium from the student fund, though it isn't clear if he intends to steal from the fund. VERNA BLOOM plays Marion Wormer, the wife of Dean Wormer, who is generally unhappy with her position in her life and her marriage to Vernon. She drinks and presumably has sex with Otter, though it isn't seen. She curses as well. MARK METCALF plays Doug Neidermeyer, the Omega membership chairman, the head of the student ROTC and an incredibly uptight and nasty person. He's one who would like to see the Delta fraternity expelled from the Faber campus and engages in some activities to do so. He believes that the conservative nature of the school is what should be known the most about Faber and not what Delta does. He's also one of those who believes that just by their upstanding nature and moneyed background, they are naturally entitled to soon rule the world. As the ROTC head, he's abusive to his men and Kent in particular, making a big deal of Kent's weight. He's also not accepting of certain potential pledges of Omega house, placing them on a couch far away from everyone else, including Kent and Larry. JAMES DAUGHTON plays Greg Marmalard, president of Omega house, who is also of the same attitude as Doug. He smokes and is violent toward Otter later on. MARY LOUISE WELLER plays Mandy Pepperidge, one of the name-tag hostesses at the Omega house on the night for potential pledges to visit, who is of the same mind about Delta, though doesn't express it as much as Doug and Greg, though she does express disgust about Bluto's eating habits, which she witnesses. Mandy goes steady with Greg, and attempts to manually stimulate him sexually. She's also seen partially nude. MARTHA SMITH plays Barbara 'Babs' Jansen, a friend of Mandy's who expresses disappointment that Greg doesn't believe in "premarital intercourse," according to Mandy, and won't have sex with her. She appears in her bra, panties and pantyhose near the end of the movie. CESARE DANOVA plays Mayor Carmine DePasto, who tells Dean Wormer that he'd better keep the Delta fraternity out of the way of the alumni parade. SARAH HOLCOMB plays Clorette DePasto, the daughter of the mayor, who meets Larry, nearly has sex with him at one point, but passes out, and it is implied near the end of the movie that they have, despite her young age. KEVIN BACON plays Chip Diller, one of the new pledges of Omega house, of the same attitude as the other members of Omega house about the Delta fraternity. DONALD SUTHERLAND plays professor Dave Jennings, a worn out literature professor, who expresses it in his classroom, and smokes pot with Katy, Boon and Larry, and it is implied later that he and Katy had sex. He appears partially nude in one scene. LISA BAUR plays Shelly Dubinsky, a student at Dickinson College and a roommate of a girl who died in a kiln explosion, whom Otter uses as a cover, posing as the dead girl's boyfriend, in order to pick up Shelly for a date. DOUGLAS KENNEY plays Stork, one of the members of Delta. He drinks and curses. CAST, CREW, & TECHNICAL INFO HOW OTHERS RATED THIS MOVIE Curious if this title is entertaining, any good, and/or has any artistic merit? Then read OUR TAKE of this film. (Note: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below). OUR WORD TO PARENTS: The following is a brief summary of the content found in this R-rated comedy. Profanity consists of at least 7 "f" words, while other expletives and colorful phrases are used. Sexually related dialogue and terms for sex acts are present. Various women are seen in bra and panties, as well as a few with bare breasts, including two of the main female characters. Violence consists of a car causing property destruction, one character being beaten up by others, one character being slapped by another, and various beer-can and beer-bottle-related antics. Some of the behavior and other dangerous stunts may be enticing for some kids to imitate. Various characters also have varying degrees of disrespect and bad attitude. Some crude humor is present, namely bodily functions (and a bit of blood after a beating). Many characters drink and lots of alcohol is seen, while characters smoke pot and tobacco. Should you still be concerned about the film's appropriateness for yourself or anyone else in your home, you may want to look more closely at our detailed listings for more specific information regarding the film's content. ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE Diagonal from Kent as he and Larry walk into the room at the Omega house, a guy and a girl hold drinks. Bluto drunkenly pees outside the Delta fraternity house and the effort is heard. Kent asks Bluto if he and Larry are at the Delta house and Bluto replies, "Sure!", turning around and peeing on Kent's shoes, then turning to Larry and doing the same. During all this, he holds a large, wide glass of alcohol. Three beer kegs sit on the porch of the Delta house, two stacked atop one another. A guy, carrying a box of empty beer cans, nearly passes Bluto, but Bluto hits the bottom of the box upward, sending it and the beer cans flying. A beer bottle is thrown to Bluto from offscreen and he catches it with his right hand. An alcohol bottle of some kind is thrown and smashes against the door behind Larry, Bluto and Kent. Bluto tells Larry and Kent to "grab a brew. Don't cost nothing," and as he gestures during this, some of the alcohol splashes out of his glass. Bluto drinks from his big glass as he walks away from Larry and Kent. A drunk girl holding a beer can takes Kent's beanie off his head and walks away with it. A guy, talking to another one, passes by Kent with a beer can. Various people in the frat house hold beer cans and drink from them. Someone throws a beer bottle from offscreen and it shatters against a curtain. Beer bottles sit on a table among guys playing cards. Three beer bottles and a can sit on a bar, while Katy draws a beer from a tap. Various bottles of alcohol sit in the background of the bar. Katy holds a mug of beer and offers it to Larry. Larry drinks from his mug of beer. Katy draws a beer from the tap for herself. Katy asks Robert where Boon is and he says that he's probably talking to Otter upstairs. "No doubt," Katy replies. "They're well-known homosexuals," she says to Larry. Robert laughs in response and says, "Have another beer, Larry. She's just kidding." Bluto crushes a beer can against his forehead. Bottles of alcohol sit in a glass case behind Otter. D-Day takes the cap off a bottle of beer, which foams, and hands it to Larry. Larry and D-Day drink from their beer bottles. D-Day puts his beer bottle into a vest pocket. Boon suggests to Katy that they drive up to her parents' place for the weekend and she replies, "Oh, fabulous. My car, filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet?" Katy asks Boon, "Is this what you're going to do for the rest of your life?" Boon replies, "What do you mean?" Katy continues, "I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals, getting drunk every weekend." Boon answers, "No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night." While deciding on new pledges, members of the Delta house, sitting in front of a screen, hold beer cans. The Delta members throw beer cans and beer at Kent's picture. Stork drinks from his beer can. The Delta members throw beer cans at Otter. The Delta members spray beer at, and pour beer on, the new pledges. The Delta members sing drunkenly to "Louie Louie." Boon drinks from his beer bottle. Jennings asks if anyone would like to smoke some pot, and Boon says, "Yeah." Jennings asks Boon, "You ever smoked before?" Boon replies, "Sure." Katy asks him, "When did you ever smoke pot?", and Boon responds, "I've done a lot of things you don't know about." Jennings puts down one of the window shades and locks the door in preparation for smoking pot. Katy, sitting in a bathtub with Boon, takes a hit and gives the joint to Boon, who takes a hit, sputters for a second, then passes it to Jennings. Jennings takes a hit and hands it to Larry, who asks, "I won't go schizo, will I?" to which Jennings replies, "There's a distinct possibility." Larry takes the joint, takes a hit and lets out a lot of smoke as he asks, "Is this right?", quickly covering his mouth. Jennings responds, "Just try not to drool quite so much on the end of it." Larry takes another hit, tries to hold it in, but coughs out the candlelight. Jennings lights a match and relights the joint. Boon and Katy, both stoned sing "Hey Paula" together, each stumbling over a few words in the song. Jennings takes another hit as he watches Boon and Katy. Jennings takes another hit as Larry theorizes about what Jennings told him: "So that means that our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being." Jennings nods and Larry exclaims, "Oh, this is too much!" Jennings takes another hit. Larry asks Jennings, "Could I buy some pot from you?" Carmine DePasto, the mayor of Faber, says to Dean Wormer, "You better sit on that zoo fraternity of yours. I don't want no drunken riots in my town." Otter drinks from a beer bottle. D-Day puts down a beer bottle. Bluto holds a beer can. As Dean Wormer walks into the living room of the Delta house, one of the members drinks from a beer bottle, then sees the Dean and tries to hide it, and the other members also try to hide their bottles and cans. Dean Wormer says to the group, "Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation." Boon puts a quarter-filled beer mug up to his mouth, but we don't see him drink. Bluto and Otter start changing "toga" together, Bluto getting more excited by the second, and the rest of the house joins in, jumping up and down with beer bottles in hand. About the toga party, Katy says to Boon, "…you're 21 years old. Six months, you're gonna graduate and tomorrow night, you're gonna wrap yourself up in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head." Someone throws a beer keg through a second-floor window at the Delta house. Otter tells the two girls he greets at the front door to help themselves to "some delicious Delta punch." A beer bottle is thrown at the front door from offscreen, nearly hitting Kent's girlfriend and it shatters against the door. Clorette greets Larry, drinks quickly from her cup of "Delta punch," and tells Larry to get her some more. Larry hands another cup to her and she says, "Thanks. Got a lot of catchin' up to do," and she drinks the second cup just as fast as the first. Boon dances with a beer bottle in hand. Alcohol splashes onto Kent and his girlfriend as they're dancing. Boon shouts "Hey Otis!" and drinks from his beer bottle. Boon lip-syncs Otis' singing, using his beer bottle as a microphone. A blue car crashes into another car in front of the Delta house. It's a drunk Mrs. Wormer, who takes a flask out of a pocket, unscrews the top, and drinks. Otter holds a beer bottle as he walks over to Mrs. Wormer. Otter says to Mrs. Wormer, "I'm so glad you came." Mrs. Wormer replies, "Cut the crap, gimme a drink." As Larry closes the door to Hoover's room, Clorette drinks from her cup. Bluto, possibly drunk, raises an eyebrow at the mustard jar sitting next to him. He picks it up and pours the mustard on himself. Otter turns on a light for Mrs. Wormer that reveals bottles of alcohol and glasses. Clorette passes out and falls back on the bed, presumably from all the alcohol consumed, seen and not seen. Larry drops the still unconscious Clorette back at her house in a shopping cart. He rings the bell and runs, and Carmine opens the door, finding his daughter grinning widely, waving at him. Mrs. Wormer falls out of bed, upside down, drunk and laughing. The sergeant-at-arms reads the charges against Delta house, including "knowingly" violating the "rules governing pledge recruitment, by serving alcohol to freshmen during pledge week and after established drinking hours." The third charge is that the "Delta fraternity routinely provided dangerous narcotic diet pills to its members during midterm examination week." A mover walks out of the Delta house with a case of vodka, trips, and all the bottles break, causing Bluto to scream. As Boon and Larry start to walk past the Omega house, one of the members drinks from a beer mug. A full pitcher of beer sits on a table outside of the Omega house, with three beer mugs on the table, and the seven members outside also hold beer mugs. Someone takes a beer keg out of the Delta house. Otter grabs a bottle of Jack Daniels from a box one of the movers passes by with, and throws it to Bluto. Bluto unscrews the cap and downs the whole bottle in 10 seconds, a bit of the liquor dripping onto his sweatshirt. He then says, "Thanks. I needed that," and throws the bottle hard enough onto the windshield to shatter. Otter drinks from a beer can and carries a case under his right arm. Otter leaves his beer can on top of the car. Boon drinks a bit from a beer can as he's driving. Boon, drunk on arrival at the club, exclaims, "Wait till Otis sees us. He loves us!" Drinks sit on a bar at the club. A waitress walks with two drinks on a tray. The bartender finishes mixing a drink for a patron at the bar. At the bar, Boon orders "a double rock and rye, and seven Carlings." Kent almost drinks from his glass before a man sits down at the table. Boon drinks from a glass of alcohol. A man standing behind Kent holds a cigarette and a drink in the same hand. One of the men standing around, lifts the table and the drinks on it, entirely out of the floor. Boon, driving drunk, with others in the car, backs the car up fast into a car behind him, in trying to get out of the lot. He then smashes into a car parked in front of him, backs up, and smashes into the side of a white car. He then smashes into two trucks on the way out. Four beer cans sit on the dashboard of the car. Otter drinks from a beer can. Larry throws a beer can out of the car. Boon, going off to look for Katy, says, "I'm outta here," and Otter toasts Boon with a beer can, wishing him good luck. Bluto puts his arm around a worried Kent and says, "My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily," and hands Kent a case of beer. Otter agrees and says to Kent, "You'd better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med." Dean Wormer says to Kent, "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Larry tells Clorette that he never got a chance to say good night after the party, and she replies, "No kidding. They almost pumped my stomach." Larry asks Clorette if it's ok if they go for a walk "or something." Clorette replies, "What do you mean 'or something'?" Larry answers, "Well, I could get some beer," but Clorette refuses and says to him, "Besides, you might get lucky without it." A photo of the Delta members at the start of the end credits show many of them holding beer cans, Larry drinking from a mug, Bluto holding a three-quarter-filled glass, Otter possibly holding a flask, and Stork holding a beer mug. BLOOD/GORE Bluto peeks drunkenly outside of the Delta house and the effort is heard. Kent asks Bluto if they're at the Delta house and Bluto exclaims, "Sure!", turning around and peeing on Kent's shoes, then turning to Larry and doing the same. As Kent walks up the stairs to the porch of the house in a wide shot, he shakes off his shoes, though no sound is heard or images seen. Bluto belches while giving Larry his Delta Tau Chi name. Doug shoves Kent against the stable door and demands that he drop and give him 20. Kent sees horse droppings in the hay and tries to object, but Doug screams, "Hit it!" While Kent does the push-ups, Doug kicks him down onto the horse dung. The legs of a dead horse are seen sticking up from behind Dean Wormer's couch. No blood is seen. Kent vomits on Dean Wormer and we hear the splashing sound of it. A spot of blood is seen on a handkerchief Otter removes from his swollen face. DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE The Omega fraternity on the Faber campus, in cahoots with Dean Wormer, would love to see the rowdy Delta fraternity banished from the campus and its members expelled, in order to retain the disciplined serenity and upstanding nature that they hold dear. There's a lot that they do in order to try to make this happen, which will be documented below. They also show disdain and disrespect toward those people they don't believe fit into their beliefs. Doug Neidermeyer, Omega membership chairman, slams the door on Kent after Larry walks in, obviously not accepting of Kent. After Larry and Kent walk off with Doug, Babs Jansen, the other name tag hostess, calls Larry and Kent "a wimp and a blimp." Doug calls Larry and Kent by the wrong names, and introduces them to other arrivals he's placed on a couch far away from the social action, deeming them not suitable to mingle among the Omega crowd. He probably calls at least two of the other arrivals, Mohamet---wearing a turban---and Jugdish---an Indian, by the wrong names as well. Even Clayton, a blind guy in a wheelchair, is deemed not acceptable by Doug. Major intolerance. Doug tells Larry and Kent to not be shy about "helping yourselves to punch and cookies," and pats Ken's stomach as he says so. Chip Diller shows disdain for Kent as soon as he sees him next to him. Greg Marmalard, president of Omega house, introduces Kent to Mandy, Chip, Terry Auerback, the captain of the swim team, and Carl Phillips, editor of the Daily Faberian, and leads him right back to the rejects couch, introducing him to Clayton, Sidney, "Jugless," (mispronouncing the guy's name, whatever it may be), and Lonnie (misstating Larry's name). After Greg, hearing what Dean Wormer has read in a disciplinary file, says, "You're talking about Delta, Sir," Wormer snaps back, "Of course I'm talking about Delta you twerp." About finding a way to get the Deltas in trouble enough to expel them, Dean Wormer says to Greg, "Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little sh*t, just like you, right?" Doug, the leader of the student ROTC, calls Kent a "fat, disgusting slob. You're a g-ddamn disgrace!" Doug says to Kent, "Just tell me mister. What fraternity would pledge a….man like you?" Doug calls the ROTC men "worthless and weak," which is most likely part of the exercise, breaking down any traces of individuality. Doug calls Kent a "stupid son of a-" and never finishes the opinion. Doug growls at Kent, "I've got a good mind to smash your fat face," and slaps him. He also says to him, "Now listen up, you nauseating pile of blubber." Carmine DePasto, the mayor of Faber, demands money from Dean Wormer for use of his town's resources for the parade, and Wormer tells Carmine that he'll offer him an "honorarium from the student fund," possibly indicating that he intends to steal from the fund, though this is never followed up on for the rest of the movie. At the cafeteria, Bluto takes various food items, puts them on his tray, eats them and puts them back, and pockets wrapped sandwiches. Chip steals a black film copy of the Psychology 101 exam, and replaces it with another exam in the garbage in order to throw off the Deltas, who intend to cheat, and possibly get them expelled. About Dean Wormer, Otter quietly says in his presence to Boon, "What a tool." Kent begs Otter not to take his car, because it belongs to his brother Fred and he's meticulous about it, but Otter ignores him, and Kent, having no choice, drives the guys to the Food King. The car is later used to pick up girls for a date, stop at a club, and peel out of the club's parking lot, hitting a lot of cars on the way out. The car is also used as the base of Delta's "Eat Me" float. Boon dances around Katy and then falls in her arms, after which Katy says, "I think I'm in love with a retard." Boon asks, "Is he bigger than me?" and Katy lets him go and he drops to the ground. Boon tells Larry to tuck his sweater in and begins stuffing wrapped cuts of meat into his sweater, and then zips it up (shoplifting). Clorette, the checkout girl at the Food King, grabs Larry by the arm and says, "It looks like you gained some weight since you came in." Larry replies, "It's just a prank. I'm pledging a fraternity." Clorette responds, "Don't sweat it sweetie. I won't tell." Bluto walks slowly down the stairs in his toga as a guy with a guitar sings. Not liking the song being sung, Bluto grabs the guitar and smashes it against the wall and behind him, handing the remnants back to the singer. He then apologizes. The disciplinary hearing against the Deltas is entirely one-sided, with Wormer only wanting to get through the charges so the fraternity can be sentenced, without their side being heard. One of the charges read, about the fraternity "routinely" providing "dangerous narcotic diet pills to its members during midterm examination week," seems made up only to give the student disciplinary board and Wormer even more reason to expel the Deltas. Boon drinks a bit from a beer can as he drives. Otter lies to the roommate of a dead student at Dickinson College, posing as Frank Lymon from Amherst, "Fawn's fiancée." Otter makes like he doesn't know that Fawn's dead, and the roommate hands him an article reporting that Fawn was killed in a kiln explosion. Otter, acting distressed, tells the girl that he doesn't think he should be alone, and she says that she'll get her coat. Otter, as Frank, asks her to get three dates for the other guys in the car. Otter also takes sexual advantage of the girl later because of this. Wormer grabs a blue folder from his secretary's hand. At a spot on the sidewalk of the parade route, a man says to one of the Delta members, "Excuse me. My kid can't see. Is it all right if he stands in front of you?" The Delta member says no, though in the context of what follows, it was probably out of a minute safety concern. Doug screams at his ROTC soldiers, "Get up you faggots! Get up and charge." Later, as they scatter, he screams, "Faggots! Faggots!" The Delta fraternity turns the homecoming parade into a melee and lots of property is damaged and floats destroyed, and a marching band led to a dead end and they crash into each other. By this time, the Delta fraternity members have been expelled and they feel this to be a last memorable act of anarchy. D-Day laughs loudly while stealing a police car. FRIGHTENING SCENES None GUNS/WEAPONS Rifle/Handgun/Pocket Knife: Carried and/or used to threaten, attempt to kill, and destroy property. See "Violence" for details. D-Day hands a gun to Kent and says, "Now finish it, Flounder," meaning for him to shoot the horse inside the Dean's office. Kent replies, "Are you kidding? I never shot anything before in my life!" D-Day takes the gun from Kent, cocks it, and hands it back to him. After Kent goes into the Dean's office, Bluto looks over at D-Day and asks, "Just blanks, right?" and D-Day responds, "Right…" Kent aims the gun at the horse, but the horse jumps up and down on its hind legs. He fires into the air, the shot of the horse freezes and there's a gasping sound. Boon looks at the man beside him who holds up and snaps open a pocketknife in front of him, to intimidate him. Kent throws a box of marbles into the street and the ROTC members trip over them and fall hard to the ground. Doug pushes a fellow soldier off of him and loads a real bullet into his rifle. Kent yells at Doug, "Hey Neidermeyer!", intending to spray him with a seltzer bottle, but Doug fires and the glass bottle shatters. Doug loads another bullet and points the rifle at Doug, nearly firing, but the black hand from the "Togetherness/Brotherhood" float rolls by, picking him up. IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR Phrases: "You f*cked up," "What the f*ck's going on down there?" "Sh*t," "It's a piece of sh*t," "Holy sh*t!" "He's a sneaky little sh*t, just like you, right?" "Horsesh*t," She's got a couple of major-league yabos (breasts)," "Can I massage your thighs while you eat?" "Look at those gazongas (breasts)," "Don't be a fruit, ok?" "Oh, super!" "Damn glad to meet you," "The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me." "You're a g*ddamn disgrace!" "Now listen up, you nauseating pile of blubber," "Hit it!" "You hate that yin-yang?" "Oh boy, is this great!" "That boy is a p-i-g pig," "What a tool," "It stinks!" "You homo!" "I'm gonna string 'em up by the balls," "Let's finish this damn thing," "Hey shut up, you assholes!" "G*ddamn son of a bitch!" "I'll kill you, you scumbag jerk-off assholes!" "Oh, boy!" "Don't worry about a thing, man," "My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily," "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son," "Nothing is over until we decide it is!" "We gotta take these bastards," "Get up you faggots!" "Faggots!" "Let's take the cheese," "Come outta there you bastards!" "Whoa!" "No prisoners!" "A wimp and a blimp," "You twerp" and "Cut the crap, gimme a drink." A mannequin is thrown out through second-floor window of the Delta house and lands in front of Larry and Kent. Later, a beer keg is also thrown out through a second-floor window. Bluto pees drunkenly outside the Delta fraternity house and the effort is heard. Kent asks Bluto if he and Larry are at the Delta house and Bluto replies, "Sure!", turning around and peeing on Kent's shoes, then turning to Larry and doing the same. A beer bottle is thrown to Bluto from offscreen and he catches it with his right hand. Someone throws a beer bottle from offscreen and it shatters against a curtain. Later, another beer bottle is thrown at the front door from offscreen, nearly hitting Kent's girlfriend, and it breaks against the door. Bluto crushes a beer can against his forehead. In a falsetto voice, describing a girl to Boon, Otter gasps, "Oh God. Oh God. Oh God!" D-Day bursts through the front door of Delta house on his motorcycle, and rides up the stairs. D-Day flicks his throat and croaks out the "William Tell Overture", making a zipping sound at Eric when he's done. Katy gives Boon the finger as she walks out the door. Otter puts his thumbs at his ears, his fingers up, and sticks his tongue out at Boon from behind Katy. Boon dances around Katy and then falls in her arms, after which Katy says, "I think I'm in love with a retard." Boon asks, "Is he bigger than me?" and Katy lets him go and he drops to the ground. Among the many "achievements" by Delta house, as read by Dean Wormer in their disciplinary files: Dumping a whole truckload of Fizzies (drink tablets in the '50s and '60s that you could drop into ordinary water, turning it into a soft drink) into the swimming pool during a swim meet. Delivering the medical cadavers to the alumni dinner. Wormer remarks, "Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every Spring, the toilets explode." Bluto screams as he sees Kent's picture. The Delta House members throw beer cans at Otter. Boon and Otter burst into Larry and Kent's room late at night, and use fire extinguishers to wake them up. Bluto belches while giving Larry his Delta Tau Chi name: Pinto. The Delta house members spray beer at, and pour beer on, the new pledges. The Delta House members sing "Louie Louie" drunkenly. Bluto hides under the bleachers, looking up at Mandy's panties and smiling slightly. Boon and Otter golf on a hill overlooking the ROTC soldiers, and their shots hit various things, and break windows, land in a pot of soup, and smash a water pitcher. The ROTC head yells often and puckers his Ps. Boon and Katy, stoned, sing "Hey Paula" by Paul and Paula, and stumble over a few of the words. Doug has a carrot in his mouth, which the horse takes. The Italian accent of Carmine DePasto, the mayor of Faber, may be tempting to imitate. In the cafeteria, Bluto comes upon the golf ball Boon hit into the pot of soup, in a bowl of soup, and eats it. While moving his tray past the various shelves of food available in the cafeteria, Bluto eats various items and puts them back, puts fruit and other dishes on his tray, stuffs wrapped sandwiches into his pockets, and stuffs an entire hamburger into his mouth. Bluto mutters like a horse, causing Doug to turn his head and hurt his neck, which is in a brace. Bluto then whinnies like a horse and dances away with his tray. Bluto takes green Jello in his hand and shoves it into his mouth, spitting some out. Bluto tells the people at the table, Otter included, to "see if you can guess, what I am now." He puts an entire scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and then punches both of his full cheeks with his fists, and the mashed potatoes fly out of his mouth, onto those sitting near him. "I'm a zit. Get it?" he asks them. Bluto screams "Food fight!" and the entire cafeteria starts one. Bluto sets a ladder up under one of the two windows of the girls' fraternity house, and watches them have a pillow fight, then jumps the ladder over to the window of Mandy's room and watches her take clothing off and touch herself. After one certain movement, Bluto and the ladder fall and Bluto lands hard on the ground. Bluto bursts up from the confines of the dumpster, holding the copy of what he thinks is the Psychology 101 exam. Bluto waggles his eyebrows at Hoover, confident of having the answers to the test. Bluto shouts "Toga! Toga!" after Otter asks the house if they're up for a toga party. Bluto and Otter start chanting "Toga" together, Bluto getting more excited by the second, and the rest of the house joins in, jumping up and down. Boon puts a pair of Katy's panties on his head, and she takes them off his head. At the Food King, Otter throws a glass bottle of cooking oil into the air and Kent nervously catches it. Otter then throws food at Kent from offscreen, who dutifully tries to catch each item, but soon gives up and drops it all. Boon tells Larry to tuck his sweater in and then begins to stuff wrapped cuts of meat into the top of his sweater and zips it up once it's full. Otter takes off the coats of two girls who have arrived at the toga party, tells them that he'll join them in a minute, and as he walks away, he chucks their coats to the side. Hoover juggles three tennis rackets. Not liking the song sung by a guy playing a guitar, Bluto grabs the guitar and smashes it against the wall and behind him. Boon lip-syncs Otis' singing with a beer bottle in front of his mouth. Many of the people dancing during the toga party, writhe on the floor with Bluto, as if they'd been jolted with electricity. Bluto, possibly drunk, raises his eyebrow at the mustard jar sitting next to him, picks it up and pours mustard on himself. Otter takes two glasses, sets them on the bar and undoes his tie. He takes the lid off the ice bucket, throws a cube into one of the glasses, but it bounces out. He does it a second time, unsuccessfully, and the third time proves successful. The devil version of Larry, on his left shoulder, makes a squeezing motion with his hand as he mentions "gazongas," slang for breasts. The Delta members boo and hiss at Doug, the sergeant-at-arms during the disciplinary hearing. Bluto and the rest of the fraternity, finding the hearing not fair, yell out "Blowjob!" in protest, coughing and muttering, and then switch to "Eat me!" Bluto kicks a yellow car in anger and slams down the hood at one point. Otter grabs a bottle of Jack Daniels from a box one of the movers passes by with, and throws it to Bluto. Bluto unscrews the cap and downs the whole bottle in 10 seconds, and a bit of the liquor drips onto his shirt as he drinks. He then says, "Thanks. I needed that," and throws the bottle down hard onto the windshield, and the bottle shatters. One of the men standing around the Delta's table at the club, lifts it right out of the floor. Some may be tempted to try that, though they probably won't be successful. Boon drives drunk out of the parking lot of the club, hitting three cars and two trucks on the way out. Bluto motions the car into a garage. The driver crashes into a wall in front of him and Bluto stops him, saying, "Good." Bluto tries to get Kent to feel better by making a funny face, making kissing sounds, crushing a beer can against the side of his head, and breaking a beer bottle against the side of his head. Otter and Bluto shake hands, do another handshake where they grasp each other's hands more firmly, then flutter their hands into the air, with Otter whistling like a bird. Greg shakes and then punches a pink-and-white teddy bear out of anger. Wormer looks at Bluto, who has a pencil sticking out of each nostril. Shelly explains that she felt sorry for Frank (not realizing that Frank was Otter), and the girls with her exclaim, "Ewwwwww!" loudly. Bluto runs out the door, yelling "Heeeeeyyyyyyy!" Bluto shouts "Let's do it!" Bluto smashes out the windshield of a car with a hammer, so it can be modified. Larry tosses rocks at one of the windows of Clorette's room to wake her up, and one of the rocks breaks a window. D-Day steers the Delta float into other floats to veer them off track and make them crash. Kent throws a box of marbles into the street and the ROTC soldiers trip over them and fall hard. Bluto is dressed in a pirate outfit, with a bandana on his head, holding a curved sword. Bluto climbs up the drainpipe of a store and onto the awning. He jumps to the awning of the store to the right and climbs up those drain pipes to a higher elevation. Chip, very uptight, shouts "All is well!", with clenched fists and a strained voice. Otter says to Greg, "Look at my thumb." He does and Otter punches him, and he flies off the Deathmobile. "Gee, you're dumb," Otter says to him. Bluto jumps onto a banner above the street, which continually rips as he flies down. JUMP SCENES None. MUSIC (SCARY/TENSE) None. MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE) None. PROFANITY At least 7 "f" words (as well as the sexual terms "pork," "hump," "screw," and "laid"), 11 "s" words (1 used with "horse"), 3 slang terms for breasts ("yabos," "t*ts," and "gazongas"), 1 using male genitals ("tool"), 8 asses (5 used with "hole"), 6 damns, 2 hells, 1 crap, 1 S.O.B, 6 uses of "G-damn," 4 of "Oh my God," 3 of "Oh God," 2 uses each of "For God's sake," "For Christ's sake," and "Christ," and 1 use each of "Jesus" and "Jesus Christ." SEX/NUDITY Mandy Pepperidge, one of the name tag hostesses at Omega house, in a blue dress, shows some cleavage as she stands up, and her right nipple is noticeable through the dress. As Mandy and Babs sit down, two ladies walk by, wearing an orange dress and a red dress, respectively, and the one on the left shows some cleavage. Two guys pass by Kent and we hear the one holding a beer, in conversation with the other, saying, "Down to her underwear. I had a boner. I know I did." Larry notices a mermaid fish aquarium, where the fish swim inside two globes meant to be the mermaid's breasts. Robert says that Boon's probably talking to Otter upstairs and Katy replies, "No doubt," and then says to Larry, "They're well-known homosexuals." Robert laughs in response and says, "Have another beer, Larry. She's just kidding." Otter has a towel wrapped around his waist, and is bare-chested. Trying to guess whom Otter's going out with, Boon asks, "Norma?", and Otter replies, "No, let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabos." Boon responds, "Beverly?" Otter answers, "No, but you're getting warmer." Otter then says to Boon, "Let me give you a hint. Does this ring a bell?" and in a falsetto voice, gasps, "Oh God. Oh, God. Oh, God!" Boon recognizes it and exclaims, "Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!" "Pork?" Otter asks, a little incredulous. "Gonna hump her brains out, aren't ya?" Boon asks him. Otter responds, "Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience." During the above scene at one point, Otter takes off his towel and his bare behind is seen. Boon looks at the centerfold of a magazine, possibly Playboy---though the cover isn't seen---and Otter also looks. Boon says to Otter that according to Katy, he doesn't take anything seriously. Otter puts a black bag on the bar, opens it and says, "She'll take this seriously. Try it," and pulls out a tall flesh-colored dildo. Boon bends it near him and asks, "This thing talk?" Otter opens a door that has "Sex Rooms" written on the glass. Otter says to a blonde-haired girl that he's "damn glad to meet her," and dips her off camera to kiss her. The new male pledges of Omega are seen shirtless. Babs says to Mandy, "Come on Mandy, honey. You know I'd tell you. Are you and Greg doin' the dirty deed or not?" Mandy replies, "Greg doesn't believe in premarital intercourse." Babs responds, "Too bad. I think he's just dreamy." Bluto hides under the bleachers, looking up at Mandy's panties. Boon asks Katy to find Larry a "very special girl." Boon continues, "Now, she should be decent-looking but we're willing to trade looks for a certain kind of…morally casual attitude." Katy replies, "Oh, you mean you want somebody he can screw on the first date." Boon responds, "Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid." Otter asks Mandy, "Can I massage your thighs while you eat?" Otter asks Mandy, "Why don't we go out tonight?" and Mandy replies, "Otter, don't flatter yourself. It wasn't that great." Otter points to himself and mouths, "Not great?" The camera pans by two parked cars in the night, its occupants very much occupied, though the actual acts, whatever they may be, aren't seen. Mandy gives a handjob to Greg offscreen, though her arm is seen moving. She asks him, "Is anything happening yet? My arm's kind of tired." Greg apologizes, claiming distraction because of the Deltas, whom he wants badly to see expelled from Faber. Mandy looks down, then up at Greg, asking, "Anything?" and Greg responds, "Uh, maybe a little faster." A second later, Mandy says, "Darn it, Greg. If you're not even gonna try, I'm just gonna stop," and she takes plastic gloves off. Bluto looks up at two windows in the back of Mandy's fraternity house and sees silhouettes of two women taking off their bras. The breast of one of them can be seen in shadow. Bluto sets up a ladder under one of the two windows and climbs up to nearly the top of the ladder. He sees more girls, fast involving themselves in a pillow fight, in various states of undress, including bras still on. The breasts of a blonde-haired girl and a brunette can be seen, and two of the girls wear pantyhose with garter belts. The breasts of a girl wearing a pink bandana on her head can be seen as Mandy walks out of the room, as well as the blonde-haired and brunette girls' breasts again. Bluto jumps the ladder over to Mandy's window. As he does, we see her taking off one of the shoulders of her dress and after Bluto arrives, Mandy (not seeing Bluto), walks to the window with bra, panties, garter belts and pantyhose still on. Mandy unsnaps her bra and begins to feel her breasts, especially touching her right breast. Bluto looks at the camera and coolly waggles his eyebrows. Mandy then feels both breasts, unsnaps her bra completely, takes it off, and throws it on her bed. She begins to take down her panties, and touches herself near her bellybutton, and runs her hand up and down her middle, in between her breasts. She then runs both hands down her stomach, to her panties, and slips both hands in. Bluto, and the ladder, fall backwards. Otter looks at a cucumber a woman's holding and says, "Mine's bigger than that." The woman replies "I beg your pardon?" and Otter holds up another cucumber and says, "Oh, my cucumber. It's bigger." He continues, "Vegetables can be really sensuous, don't you think?" The woman answers, "No. Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous." After the woman reveals herself to be Marion Wormer, the wife of Dean Wormer, she asks Otter, "You still want to show me your cucumber?" Larry and Clorette kiss and after some talk not heard, she takes him upstairs. Larry and Clorette end up in Hoover's room, and they kiss all the way to Hoover's bed. She pushes him down on it, and takes off part of her dress underneath and lets that part fall to the floor. She leans down to kiss Larry and falls on top of him. She and Larry kiss, and he unzips the back of her dress. Then, there's an overhead shot of Larry and Clorette kissing, which shows her bra from behind as she lays on top of him. Larry fumbles with the bra clasp in the back. Clorette sits up, pulls one bra strap down from her left shoulder, takes the gum out of her mouth and throws it offscreen. She pulls down her right bra strap and unlatches the bra clasp. Larry already has his hands on her breasts, which for the most part, turn out to be wadded-up toilet paper, as Clorette passes out and falls back onto the bed. He looks over and her actual breasts can be seen briefly. A devil figure of Larry appears to his left and says, "F*ck her. F*ck her brains out. Suck her t*ts. Squeeze her buns. You know she wants it." Larry looks over again, and Clorette's breasts are seen again. Larry starts to go over, but an angel figure of himself appears on his right side, and in a higher voice, exclaims, "For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you." The devil replies, "Ah, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance." The devil makes a squeezing motion with his hand as he says "gazongas." Larry decides not to take advantage and the devil says, "You homo!" before disappearing. Mrs. Wormer is dressed in a teddy, much cleavage showing, and Otter carries her to a leopard-print bed. She kicks off both her heels, one of which shatters some glass on impact. She and Otter kiss. Mrs. Wormer puts her pantyhosed feet at the sides of Dean Wormer's head, showing much leg. About who might have slept with Mrs. Wormer, Mandy tells Greg, "I just bet it was that Eric Stratton." Greg asks, "You know that for sure?" and Mandy answers, "Well, no, but, you'd be surprised at some of the girls he's had. Very surprised." Bluto and the rest of the fraternity, finding the hearing not fair, yell out "Blowjob!" in protest, coughing and muttering, and then switch to "Eat me!" To the disciplinary board, Otter starts his speech with, "The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or, took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did," and he winks at Dean Wormer. A mover takes the mermaid breast fish tank out of the house, and the nude mannequin is put into a truck, but breaks in half as it is. In the car, on the way to Dickinson College, Kent says to Otter, "I hear Dickinson girls are fast. What should I say? I mean, how should I handle it?" Otter replies, "Just mention modern art, civil rights, or folk music, and you're in like flint." A few seconds later, Kent exclaims, "I hope I score. Oh, boy! Oh, boy!" Otter and Shelly, the late Fawn's roommate, kiss passionately in the car. Otter says to Sheila, "I need you so much," and Sheila replies, "I'm here, Frank. I'm here," thinking that it's the guy Fawn was in love with and not Otter, who used that as a cover. Otter tells Shelly, "Move to your left a little," and she does, and they continue kissing. Shelly has her shirt and bra off in a later scene, and Otter cups a bare breast with one hand as they continue kissing. Otter then touches Shelly's legs and moves his hand up her skirt, revealing more leg, and a garter belt. The guys run screaming from the club and pile into the car. Shelly, bare breasts seen, screams and runs out of the car, diving into an adjacent car. Katy's bare back and bottom are seen briefly as she lets a long blue t-shirt fall around her. Jennings' bare behind is seen as he reaches up for something in a cabinet. Babs manually stimulates Greg, her arm seen moving up and down. She then asks Greg, "Is it supposed to be this soft?" Larry asks Clorette if it's ok if they go for a walk "or something," and Clorette replies, "What do you mean 'or something'?" He answers, "Well, I could get some beer," but she refuses and says to him, "Besides, you might get lucky without it." Later, one of Clorette's bra straps are seen as she lies in the middle of the football field with Larry. Larry tells Clorette, "Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before." She asks, "You've never made out with a girl before?" He replies, "No. No, I mean I've never done what I think we're gonna do in a minute. I sort of did once, but I was…", and she cuts him off with, "That's ok, Larry. Neither have I." He takes his shirt off and Clorette says, "And besides, I lied to you too." Larry replies, "Oh yeah? What about?" and she answers, "I'm only 13." He looks at her, surprised. The Gekes float crashes and a girl in a red Playboy bunny-like outfit flies and crashes through the window of a young boy reading Playboy (there's a torso and legs shown on the cover), and the boy, seeing the girl, looks up and exclaims, "Thank you God!" One of the girls, trying to hold onto Babs on the rammed Camelot float, is unsuccessful, and Babs falls, her jacket ripping off. She runs with her bra, panties and pantyhose showing, and much cleavage. Later, she gets up from behind a car that has driven away, still in that ensemble, trying desperately to cover herself up. Clorette introduces Larry to her parents as "the boy who molested me last month," and explains that they have to get married, indicating that they may have had sex, despite her young age, and that she may be pregnant. SMOKING One of the guys playing cards at Delta house smokes a cigar twice, Doug smokes at least once, and so does one of the other Omega men. Greg holds a pipe. A janitor, picking up the garbage can in the office, has a cigar in his mouth. Doug has a cigarette holder with a cigarette in his mouth. A man standing behind Kent at the club holds a cigarette and a drink in one hand. TENSE FAMILY SCENES None TOPICS TO TALK ABOUT College life. The differences between fraternities. Omega is incredibly uptight, and Delta is incredibly rowdy. The world in 1962 and what was to come. Boon discovers that Katy has cheated on him with Jennings. Jennings is worn out from his teaching job and shows it in a lecture to his students. Dean Wormer does not like the antics of the Delta house and wants to uphold the conservative image of Faber, trying many schemes to get Delta in enough trouble to merit expulsion. John Belushi's manic style of comedy. Despite there being a big cast, there's no main star or even supporting actors. Every actor supports the other in some way. It's a collaborative type of movie. VIOLENCE Most of the following is played for comedy: Doug slams the door on Kent after Larry walks in, evidently not accepting of him in relation to the Omega fraternity. A nude mannequin is thrown through a window from the second floor of the Delta house. An alcohol bottle of some kind is thrown and smashes against the door behind Larry, Bluto and Kent. Someone throws a beer bottle from offscreen and it shatters against a curtain. Bluto crushes a beer can against his forehead. The leader of the Omega fraternity "consecrates the bond of obedience" by paddling new pledges, and Chip is seen as the pledge being paddled, bending over for the swats. He reacts to each one, asks for another, and the leader has a satisfied sadistic look on his face. Doug, the head of the student ROTC, pokes the cap off of Ken's head and smacks Kent on the rear with his stick. Boon and Otter golf on a hill overlooking the ROTC soldiers, and one of the balls Boon's hits bounces into the college kitchen and into a pot of soup, which steams in reaction. Boon slices another ball, which breaks through a window in Dean Wormer's office, shattering a half-filled pitcher of water. The first golf ball Otter hits, strikes Doug's horse on its rear and the horse rears up. The second ball hits Doug on his metal helmet and he falls off the back of the horse, which starts to run, and he's dragged by it. Doug pushes Kent to the stable floor. A minute later, he grabs Kent, pulls him up, takes him out of the stable, closes the stable door, and shoves it against it, exclaiming, "Dorfman, for God's sake, what kind of man hits a defenseless animal?", even though Kent had done nothing of the sort. Doug pokes Kent on the shoulder. Doug growls at Kent, "I've got a good mind to smash your fat face," and slaps him. Doug shoves Kent against the stable door again and commands him to drop and give him 20. Kent, seeing horse droppings in the hay, tries to object, but Doug screams, "Hit it!" While Kent does the push-ups, Kent pushes him down on the horse dung. Kent fires a shot from a gun into the air in the Dean's office and the frame freezes on the horse, there's a gasping sound, and from outside, Bluto and D-Day hear a thud. Being chased by members of Omega, Bluto knocks a guy carrying a tray to the side, onto the ROTC table. Doug tries to grab Bluto, but he ducks under him, and the other guys giving chase knock Doug to the floor, and he screams in pain. Bluto runs and the other guys run over Doug to try to get to him. As Mandy runs both her hands down to her panties, and then inserts both hands, Bluto, and the ladder he's on, falls backwards and he lands hard on the ground. A beer bottle is thrown at the front door from offscreen, nearly hitting Kent's girlfriend, and it breaks against the door. Bluto walks slowly down the stairs as a guy with a guitar sings. Not liking the song being sung, Bluto grabs the guitar and bashes it against the wall and behind him. He then apologizes. A mover walks out the Delta house with a case of bottles of vodka, trips, and all the bottles break. Bluto screams in reaction. Bluto kicks a yellow car while he screams, "G-damn son of a bitch! I'll kill you, you scumbag jerk-off assholes!" When Boon asks what's going on, Bluto slams down the car's hood and exclaims, "They took the bar! The whole f*cking bar!" Otter tosses a bottle of Jack Daniels to Bluto, who downs it in 10 seconds and after he's done, he throws the bottle down hard against the windshield, and the bottle shatters. Boon guns the engine of the car and then peels out, hitting trash cans on the way out of the driveway. Otter accidentally hits a pink car in front of him while parking at the club. One of the men standing around in the club lifts the table with drinks completely out of the floor. Boon, driving drunk, backs up fast into a car behind him, in trying to get out of the club's parking lot. He then smashes into a car parked in front of him, backs up and smashes into the side of a white car. He then smashes into two trucks on the way out. Bluto motions the car into a garage and after it hits a wall in front of it, he holds up his hands and says, "Good." Bluto tries to get Kent to feel better, by crushing a beer can against the side of his head and breaking a beer bottle against the side of his head. Greg shakes and then punches a pink-and-white teddy bear out of anger. Doug, Greg, Chip and two other members of Omega wait inside a motel room to beat up Otter. After he arrives, not finding a girl there, Greg punches Otter in the face and he spins to the door and crouches down. Doug kicks him in the stomach and the other boys join in. Otter is seen later at the Delta house with a swollen face, with one eye shut, and a handkerchief against it, which reveals a spot of blood when it's removed. Bluto smashes out the windshield of a car with a hammer, in preparation for it to be modified. Larry tosses rocks at one of the windows of Clorette's room to wake her up, and one of the rocks breaks a window. One of the Delta members pushes the marching band leader to the side during the parade, grabs his baton and leads the blindly-following marching band into a dead end and trombones bend as they slowly crash into a wall and each other. The Gekes float crashes and a girl in a red Playboy bunny-type outfit flies and crashes through the window and onto the bed of a young boy reading an issue of Playboy. D-Day veers the Delta float into the Sigma Sigma float, which runs over a fire hydrant and stops, and the mouth and the ears of the float begin spraying water and some gasoline. Then the top of the head falls off and the rest of the head shoots water too. Kent throws a box of marbles into the street and the ROTC members trip over them and fall hard. D-Day rams the Delta float into the Camelot float and the girls on it scream as the float veers elsewhere. One of the girls on the float tries to hold onto Babs, but is unsuccessful, as Babs' jacket rips and she falls off. A Delta member drops sticks of colored smoke into a metal container which fires, shooting the sticks onto the street, and the sticks emit red and split-pea-green-colored smoke. In a following scene, two more sticks are fired and they land, emitting blue and peach-colored smoke. The Delta float splits apart the "Togetherness" float, with the black and white hands separating. The white hand of the float smashes through the window of the DePasto car dealership, slightly hitting a yellow Oldsmobile. Carmine sees this, his eyes widen, and he grips Dean Wormer by the neck and chokes him. D-Day shouts for the cake to be cut, and Otter does. The majority of the float comes off and stops, and three bicyclists crash into it. A train whistle blows on the Deathmobile, the tires screech, and the car drives fast at the grandstand while its occupants scatter. D-Day shouts, "Ramming speed!" and the Deathmobile plows into the underside of the grandstand, knocking down wood beams, and Dean Wormer is propelled into the air, as is Mrs. Wormer and Greg. The entire grandstand assembly collapses, the backside of it falling backwards. A screaming, running crowd knocks down Chip, who keeps shouting "All is well!" After the crowd dissipates, Chip is seen completely flat on the ground, looking up, like Wile E. Coyote. Greg gets up on the Deathmobile and pounds on the top, demanding that its occupants come out. Otter says to Greg to look at his thumb. Greg does and Otter punches him in the face and he flies off the Deathmobile. Otter says, "Gee you're dumb," and Greg appears cross-eyed after the punch. Doug pushes a fellow ROTC soldier off him and loads a real bullet into his rifle. Kent yells, "Hey Neidermeyer!", intending to spray Doug with a seltzer bottle. Doug fires and the glass shatters and falls. Doug loads another bullet and aims the gun at Kent, but before he can fire, the black hand from the "Togetherness/Brotherhood" float rolls by and picks him up. Bluto sees Mandy from the rooftop, and jumps onto a banner across the street, which rips as he flies down. He scoops her up and dumps her into a white car. He opens the door, throws an ROTC officer out, and gets in. Mandy's legs kick in the background. Reviewed off DVD / Posted June 26, 2008