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"SEX DRIVE" (2008) (Josh Zuckerman, Amanda Crew) (R) Alcohol/ Drugs Blood/Gore Disrespectful/ Bad Attitude Frightening/ Tense Scenes Guns/ Weapons Heavy Moderate Extreme Minor Moderate Imitative Behavior Jump Scenes Music (Scary/Tense) Music (Inappropriate) Profanity Heavy None Minor Moderate Extreme Sex/ Nudity Smoking Tense Family Scenes Topics To Talk About Violence Extreme Moderate Moderate Heavy Moderate QUICK TAKE: Comedy: A male teenager sets out on a road trip with his two best friends -- one of them being a girl -- in hopes of losing his virginity to a young woman he met on the Internet. PLOT: 18-year-old Ian Lafferty (JOSH ZUCKERMAN) is an average teen leading an ordinary life in his last summer before college. The constant butt of homophobic abuse by his older brother Rex (JAMES MARSDEN) and miles behind his younger brother, Dylan (COLE PETERSEN), when it comes to sex, Ian is still a virgin. That point is not lost on his completely competent if nerdy looking friend, Lance (CLARK DUKE), or over-confident classmates Andy (CHARLES McDERMOTT) and Randy (MARK L. YOUNG), but Ian thinks he's found the solution to his sexual woes in the form of the alluring Ms. Tasty (KATRINA BOWDEN) who he's "met" online. The only problem is she's in Knoxville and he's in Chicago, and she's given him a deadline to show up. Accordingly, and with his other best friend, Felicia (AMANDA CREW), in tow, Ian and Lance "borrow" Rex's GTO -- without his permission -- and set off on a road trip where the end goal is for Ian to lose his virginity. Along the way, they run into various obstacles, setbacks and speed bumps -- some of which are resolved by Amish mechanic Ezekiel (SETH GREEN), while Lance hits on Amish teen Mary (ALICE GRECZYN) -- all of which threaten to cause Ian to miss his deadline. WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT? Teens might be interested, as might pre-teens by the "naughty" material. WHY THE MPAA RATED IT: R For strong crude and sexual content, nudity, language, some drug and alcohol use - all involving teens. CAST AS ROLE MODELS: Considering what occurs in the film (casual sex, drinking, strong profanity, potentially dangerous behavior, etc.), it's doubtful many, if any parents would consider any of the major characters as good role models. CAST, CREW, & TECHNICAL INFO HOW OTHERS RATED THIS MOVIE Curious if this title is entertaining, any good, and/or has any artistic merit? Then read OUR TAKE of this film. (Note: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below). OUR WORD TO PARENTS: The following is a brief summary of the content found in this R-rated comedy. Profanity consists of at least 67 "f" words, while many other expletives and colorful phrases are also uttered. Sexually related dialogue (some of it explicit) and humor (straight, gay, fetish, etc.) are also present throughout much of the film (with the plot focusing on a teenager wishing to lose his virginity to a stranger he met on the Internet), as are sexual encounters and nudity (butts, breasts, scrotum, partial penis), the sight of a realistic-looking dildo, and scantly clad women. Violence consists of comedy-based gun attacks, the hitting of others, the intent of doing harm to others, property damage, a scene of animal cruelty (played for laughs) and slapstick style material. Some of that violence has slightly bloody results, all sorts of bad attitudes are present, as is potentially imitative behavior (some of which could be dangerous if copied) and some comedy-based tense family material. Teenagers drink (with related drunkenness), a few smoke, and there's brief drug-related material, including use of a bong, while all sorts of crude and scatological material are also present. If you're still concerned about the film and its appropriateness for yourself or anyone else in your home who may be interested in seeing it, we suggest that you take a closer look at our detailed listings for more specific information regarding the film's content. For those concerned with bright flashes of light on the screen, there's some of that after Rex throws firecrackers inside the house at the end of the film. ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE Various teens drink at a party, including Ian, Lance and Felicia. We briefly see a screen shot of a drug-related website called "High Life" or something like that. Young Amish people drink at a party, and we briefly see use of a bong. An Amish teen is drunk, falls, and the vomits (heard but not seen). We see that Andy and Randy have also shown up for promised sex with Ms. Tasty, and they say they brought beer, among other things. Various family members have wine with a holiday meal. BLOOD/GORE About Ian's donut costume that sports a mustache, Rex tells him he looks like a "Mexican butt-hole." Ian's female coworker makes out with his 14-year-old brother. After she's gone, the brother asks Ian if he wants to smell his finger. Ian does, but then asks if he's sure he got the right hole. The brother says he is, but then smells his finger and rushes off. During a sexual encounter with a stranger, Lance is shocked when the woman asks if he's ever experienced a "rolling brown out" and then stands above him, turns around and apparently prepares to defecate on him, grossing him out. That woman's husband or boyfriend, however, interrupts them. Later, Lance tries telling the man the woman isn't worth it as "she'll just sh*t on you." When their car overheats and they're out of radiator fluid, Felicia determines they must "piss" into the radiator. Lance goes first, telling her she can watch, but she replies that they've seen enough of his "d*ck." Ian is up next, but has a hard time starting due to others being there. It's then Felicia's turn, and we next see a religious family drive up to see her squatted over the radiator (she states, "I just beaved a family of four"). The young boy inside takes a photo and we then see a shot of a web site called "Leaking Ladies" (or something similar to that, meaning it's an urination fetish site) and it shows Felicia squatted there, with something superimposed over her exposed crotch area. Back at the scene, a stranger is then mad that the kids won't give him a ride, so he stands at the driver's window (the kids roll up the windows) and then visibly urinates on it. At a wild Amish party of young people, we see a person vomit. An Amish teen is drunk, falls, and the vomits (heard but not seen). A teen throws a large lollipop at Ian but hits Felicia in the mouth instead, resulting in what looked like a little bit of blood. We next see her in a dental office where the dentist has a large needle in her mouth. Felicia later drools a little bit following that dental procedure. We see a young pregnant woman in jail with a black eye. After a woman in jail tells Felicia and others a story, she wants to hug Felicia, but the latter declines and we then see that's because the woman's been seated on a toilet that whole time. Ian urinates in jail in front of other men, and Lance points out that accomplishment (overcoming fears of doing just that) as well as that another prisoner is staring at Ian's "d*ck" (the man smiles). Ian tells Ms. Tasty that he had the "runs," but then amends that to having the flu. A man from earlier in the film punches Lance, slightly bloodying his nose. Ian shoots a crook in the leg, bloodying that. DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE Ian exchanges instant messages with a young woman who goes by the name Ms. Tasty, but tells white lies about himself and sends a doctored photo where his head is on that of a football player. Rex repeatedly uses gay terms to belittle Ian, including "faggot," "homo," calling him Clay Aiken, "stop being such a fag," asking if he's gay and then calling him a "pole smoker," "c*ck expert," asks if he likes the "c*ck" or "balls," and says that if Ian has no girlfriend, that means he's gay. He then mentions someone who wants to ram Ian in the "tail pipe," saying Ian would like that because he's a "homo," and then tells him not to be "any gayer than you already are." Rex's license plate reads "NOFATCHX." Ian's male adult boss makes some sort of sexual remark toward his female teenage worker. Felicia asks a bridesmaid dress adjustor for a pair of scissors so that she can slit her wrists (for having to deal with her cousin, the bride), but that other woman is upset and says her husband recently committed suicide. Lance's dad lies to his ex-wife about losing his cell phone connection, and then gives him advice to always wear a rubber, only then realizing its implication toward Lance. Rex drives off as Ian starts to change clothes, making him run alongside his car in his briefs and t-shirt. Andy and Randy hit on various teenage girls when the latter pass by, including one saying he's uncircumcised and that their "d*cks" are so big they can be seen from space. They also do a play on Felicia's name (making it sound like "fellatio") and ask Ian if he's "banging" Felicia, saying he should (other sexual uses of "bang" are used). About doing something physical, Rex tells Ian to "put some sack into it," calling him a "powder puff." Ian takes his brother's car without permission. A woman cheats on her boyfriend or husband with Lance. A man is mad that the kids won't give him a ride and says he's going to kill them. Some viewers might be offended by the portrayal of some Amish people (using profanity, drinking, flashing breasts, two women making out, one having sex with Lance, etc.). A carnie asks if Felicia is Ian's girlfriend. When he says no, the carnie sarcastically asks if Lance is his girlfriend. Ian races another car, with a comment made that the other driver is "right up our ass" and then, when he falls back, is "fagging out." Ian accidentally hits a possum while driving (not seen) and Felicia then notes that it isn't dead. Lance then walks up with a tire iron to beat it to death, but Ian decides he should do it. He then hesitantly strikes it, albeit hard, and then walks off, thinking the job is done. But Felicia tells him the possum is still alive, so Ian comes back, tries it again, and then proceeds to whale on the possum (we don't see the impact, but do hear it - played for comedy, but some viewers might not find violence against animals as funny). We see a young pregnant woman in jail with a black eye, while earlier in the film, a dentist half-jokingly asks if Ian is responsible for Felicia's busted mouth (although it's from an accident). Lance tells some cops that he was raped in jail last night, adding, "I'm just f*cking with you," but then seriously says one guy was raped. When Rex doesn't listen to Ian that the latter has a girl across the parking lot who wants to "do it" and calls him "queer bait," Ian feigns that he's turning gay. That prompts Rex to say, "No way my little brother is taking it in the chili ring." He then tells Ian to "go bang" the girl like the good Lord intended, but then adds, "Not up the butt." SPOILER ALERT: Ms. Tasty turns out to be scamming guys, luring them in with the promise of sex, but then robbing them, with an armed accomplice when they show up. A man from earlier in the film punches Lance, slightly bloodying his nose. That prompts Lance to joke, "I think my kids are gonna be retarded." FRIGHTENING SCENES Scenes listed under "Violence" may be unsettling or suspenseful to younger viewers and/or those with low tolerance levels for such material, but probably no one else. Food is thrown from another car onto Ian's windshield, causing him to swerve off the road. He then nearly hits a stopped RV and slams on the breaks, stopping inches from it (sending Felicia flying through the car and down into the foot well, but she's laughing at the experience - all played for comedy). A man is mad that the kids won't give him a ride and says he's going to kill them (played for comedy). Ms. Tasty's accomplice points a gun at Ian's head and steals his car, unaware that Felicia is hiding in the backseat. That's followed by other gun-related material (listed at the end of "Violence"), but it's played for comedy. GUNS/WEAPONS Ms. Tasty's accomplice points a gun at Ian's head and steals his car, unaware that Felicia is hiding in the backseat. Later, Ian jumps down onto him. The accomplice's gun then hits the ground and goes off, with the bullet ricocheting and hitting Andy and Randy's car, shattering the glass. Ian then shoots the accomplice in the leg, bloodying that, and then kicks the guy in the leg, downing him, with Ian then using his costumed foot to pin the man down. Cops then arrive, aiming their guns at Ian in his costume. One repeatedly tries shocking him with a taser or something similar. When that doesn't have an affect (as he's just hitting the costume), he tries spraying pepper spray at him, but it bounces off and hits the cop in the face, causing him pain. Another cop then fires a shotgun that blasts off the costume's fake arm, but Felicia then steps in and tells them to stop. IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR Phrases: "So f*cking desperate," "No f*cking around," "F*cking c*cks-pert," "F*ck off," "F*ck you (too)," "They could give a f*ck," "F*cking heroic," "F*ck off, donut," "What the f*ck /is this all about?" "F*ck-stick," "Gonna be f*cking on a college level," "You m*therf*cking son of a bitch," "You m*therf*cking p*ssy," "Butt-f*cking," "He's f*cking with you," "No f-ing way" (said just like that), "F*ck it," "He's gonna f*ck my ass with a roll of quarters," "Never f*cking ever," "This possum isn't going to f*ck you," "I'm just f*cking with you," "F*ck the friendship," "This Amish thing is a real m*therf*cker," "Take you f*cking clothes off, asshole," "Who the f*ck are you?" "F*ck that sh*t," "Oh f*ck," "Do not f*ck with me," "Don't move, asshole, or you're a f*cking stain," "Horsesh*t," "That sh*t doesn't work," "All that sh*t," "We're the sh*t," "No sh*t," "Eat sh*t, d*ck-head," "She'll just sh*t on you," "Ch*cken-shit," "Holy sh*t," "Like I give a sh*t," "Get your sh*t, queer bait," "Oh sh*t," "I don't give a sh*t," "Don't be a d*ck," "Don't be a p*ssy," "Skank," "Fatty" (erection), "This smells like jizz" (semen), "Pole smoker," "Are you banging her?" "Don't puss out," "Landing strip," "Little Hitler" and "Nasty Chewbacca" (for a teen's pubic hair possibilities), "Put some sack into it," "What a d*ck," "You're gonna pound on that V-J," Rump ragers (or rangers)," "C*ck-blocking you," "Tw*t-blocking you," "My d*ck just got Bar-Mitzvahed," "I've got gum in my bush," "We've seen enough of your d*ck," "I just beaved a family of four" (flashed with female genitals), "You little c*cks*cker," "A big time p*ssy," "Hard-on," "One-hundred dollars says she has a wiener," "No way my little brother is taking it in the chili ring," "I can't believe I'm banging this ch*ck," "Bite my d*ck, asshole," "You nailed his girlfriend," "Smoke the c*ck," "I gotta bounce," "Wake up faggot," "Shut up," "What the hell?" "Homo," "Stop being such a fag," "Are you queer?" "Dude," "You look like a Mexican butt-hole," "Snap," "Driving me nuts," "I suck at this," "Powder puff," "What the hell?" "Are you bitching out on me?" "Kick ass," "Whatever," "Suck," "Good luck with the future ride, spaceman," "I'm just busting your balls," "Go nuts," "Bite me," "What's your problem, bitch?" "Hard-ass," "I'm such an idiot," "Freakin,'" "You're a moron," "He's right up our ass," "He's fagging out," "Ladies," "Balls," "Bitches," "Bad-ass," "Douche-bag," "I think my kids are gonna be retarded" and "Up his ass." Rex keeps moving his car forward, making it impossible for Ian to get in via the open door. This continues for a bit until he slams on the brakes and Ian ends up falling over that open door. Later, when they're driving, Rex reacts to Ian's story of Internet dating and slams on the breaks, sending Ian crashing into the dash and/or windshield and then back into his seat. Various characters have various styles of tattoos, while one woman has a pierced navel. Rex drives off as Ian starts to change clothes, making him run alongside his car in his briefs and t-shirt. Various young women wear midriff-revealing tops in several scenes. Rex does some mocking pelvic thrusting. Felicia puts her hands over Ian's eyes while Ian drives. Food is thrown from another car onto Ian's windshield, causing him to swerve off the road. A man gives "the finger" to Ian and Felicia. An intoxicated Amish girl gives the devil finger sign (index and pinky finger up). Ian suddenly decides to change direction and drives across the median to get to the other side of the road. Ian races another car, with a comment made that the other driver is "right up our ass" and then, when he falls back, is "fagging out." Following Felicia having done the same earlier in the film, Ian throws his tied-together shoes up into a tree where they become stuck. Rex throws firecrackers inside the house to try to interrupt Ian and Felicia having sex. JUMP SCENES None. MUSIC (SCARY/TENSE) A little bit of comedy-based suspenseful music plays in the film. MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE) Rex sings along to a song with the line, "Let's get it up." Some songs had lyrics that we couldn't fully hear and/or understand, thus presenting the possibility of them potentially containing something objectionable. A song has sexually related lyrics about a nasty woman. PROFANITY At least 67 "f" words (5 used with "mother," 4 used sexually as are terms such as "banged," "nailed," "do," "pork" and many innuendo uses of "visit grandma"), 45 "s" words, 27 slang terms using male genitals ("d*ck," "c*ck," "c*cks*cker," "wiener," etc.), 11 using female ones ("p*ssy," "tw*t," "snatch," "V-J" and "Beaved"), 2 for breasts ("t*ts," "boobs"), 17 asses (4 used with "hole"), 5 hells, 3 S.O.B.s, 2 damns, 10 uses of "G-damn," 8 each of "God" and "Oh my God," 2 each of "Christ," "Jesus" and "Oh God" and 1 use of "For God's sakes." SEX/NUDITY Ian exchanges instant messages with a young woman who goes by the name Ms. Tasty, and she sends him a photo of her in a small bikini, while he sends her a doctored one of him where his head has been put on the body of a shirtless football player. We see a growing bulge under the sheets at Ian's crotch while he's in bed, but rather than the predictable erection, it's Ms. Tasty, or so he imagines. She puts her finger up to his lips to silence him and then apparently proceeds to perform oral sex on him under the covers (we see movement). He appears pleased, but then starts bench pressing a barbell at the same time until he climaxes. The next morning, he wakes up to discover semen in his briefs (not seen), so he takes them off under the covers and tries to throw them across the room into something, but misses (we hear the wet sound of them landing on the floor). Just then, his dad and future step-mom walk in to announce their engagement, with Rex also there, and his younger brother now awake. They want Ian to get up to hug his future step-mom, but since he's naked from the waist down, he sheepishly stays there, prompting Rex to ask if he has a "fatty" (erection) down there. He then whips the sheets back and sees him naked from the waist down (we see a brief and partial view of his bare butt). His future mother-in-law then accidentally slips on that wet underwear, with Rex saying it smells like "jizz." Rex sings along to a song with the line, "Let's get it up." While at work, Ian eyes many women's body parts (seen in close-up), including a clothed chest, cleavage, butt (including one with the top of her thong visible above the top of her pants), pierced navel, lips (including one with her hair in her mouth), etc. Ian's male adult boss makes some sort of sexual remark toward his female teenage worker. While Ian is dressed in a donut costume to hand out store coupons, a guy asks for directions, but really places a rubber penis and scrotum on the "crotch" area of the costume, without Ian knowing this, at least initially. At one point, he goes up to a father and says he has something for that man's young daughter, prompting the man to punch Ian in that costume, sending him tumbling down some steps. After that, Ian asks if he has a "cock and balls" on him again and Lance removes that and briefly carries it around the mall in his hand. As Felicia adjusts her breasts in her bridesmaid dress, her cousin comments on saying they can pay to have her "boobs" done. Lance's dad lies to his ex-wife about losing his cell phone connection, and then gives him advice to always wear a rubber, only then realizing its implication toward Lance. Lance makes some comment that he'd be "two knuckles deep" (presumably referring to his hand and a woman's genitals). The term "snatch" is used. Rex drives off as Ian starts to change clothes, making him run alongside his car in his briefs and t-shirt. At a party where various teens are seen in bikinis, Lance talks about various "wet chicks" being there and available for Ian. The term "d*ck" is used and Lance tells a teen that Ian is a virgin. We then see her up in a bedroom kissing on Ian who's nervous, especially when she starts sucking on his finger as if performing oral sex on him (he notes that similarity and nervously says that doesn't mean she's going to do that, but then realizes that's the intention). They're interrupted, however, and nothing else happens. Andy and Randy hit on various teenage girls when the latter pass by, including one saying he's uncircumcised and that their "d*cks" are so big they can be seen from space. They also do a play on Felicia's name (making it sound like "fellatio") and ask Ian if he's "banging" Felicia, saying he should (other sexual uses of "bang" are used). Ian's female coworker makes out with his 14-year-old brother. After she's gone, the brother asks Ian if he wants to smell his finger. Ian does, but then asks if he's sure he got the right hole. The brother says he is, but then smells his finger and rushes off. A guy says that a girl wants him to give her "the d" (d*ck). A song has sexually related lyrics about a nasty woman. About Ian saying he has a '69 GTO, Ms. Tasty replies (via computer) that she likes "69." She also states that if he comes to see her, she'll go all of the way. We then see him messing around with a hanging boxing body bag, kissing on it, humping it and more, with his stepmom watching in shock (he doesn't realize she's there). We see Ian looking at various condom packages in the store (that we see in close-up) and a miscellaneous guy picking up various boxes. We next see Ian crossing condoms off his travel list, and then examining a new condom (stretching it out, etc.) with it then accidentally flicking onto his stepmom's head (just as she enters the room), hanging down in her face (she remains calm and even tries blowing it aside). Ian and Lance discuss Ms. Tasty's pubic hair (neither having seen it), with Ian referring to it as a landing strip, with Lance saying it could be a "little Hitler" or a "nasty Chewbacca." Lance tells Ian that if he shows up in Rex's '69 GTO, Ms. Tasty will drop an egg in the parking lot. Rex does some mocking pelvic thrusting. Lance tells Ian, "You're gonna pound on that V-J" (vagina) and that the girls are going to be "f*cking on a college level." Rex walks up and sees Ian kneeling in front of Lance (in a nonsexual way), and refers to them as "rump ragers (or rangers)." Lance says that Felicia is "c*ck-blocking" Ian, but Ian says he has that wrong and Lance amends that to "tw*t-blocking." Rather than tell Felicia that he's off to lose his virginity, Ian lies that he and Lance are off to see Ian's grandmother who has foot cancer. Ian and Felicia find Lance consoling a female clerk in the back seat. He says he's trying to show a human being some compassion and then adds, "And my d*ck." We next see Lance in bed with that woman (he in boxers, she her in bra and panties, and she handcuffs him to the brass bed headboard). She then puts a Peppermint Patty into her mouth and then performs oral sex on him (actual contact not seen, but movement of her head is), and he says, "My d*ck just got Bar-Mitzvahed." Moments later, she asks if he's ever experienced a "rolling brown out" and then stands above him, turns around and apparently prepares to defecate on him, grossing him out. That woman's husband or boyfriend, however, interrupts them, with Lance running out fully nude, still cuffed to the headboard (we see several views of his bare butt, with a young boy pointing and yelling "Weiner" upon seeing him run by). Later, Lance complains that he has gum in his "bush" (pubic hair) and we see him pulling on a long strand of gum while seated in Ian's car with no pants (we don't see anything). Ian and Felicia look uncomfortable upon seeing an old man's scrotum hanging out from his shorts. When their car overheats and they're out of radiator fluid, Felicia determines they must "piss" into the radiator. Lance goes first, telling her she can watch, but she replies that they've seen enough of his "d*ck." Ian is up next, but has a hard time starting due to others being there. It's then Felicia's turn, and we next see a religious family drive up to see her squatted over the radiator (she states, "I just beaved a family of four"). The young boy inside takes a photo and we then see a shot of a web site called "Leaking Ladies" (or something similar to that, meaning it's an urination fetish site) and it shows Felicia squatted there, with something superimposed over her exposed crotch area. About his exposure to the real world, Ezekiel says he misses various things, including "butt f*cking." At a wild Amish party of young people, we see two female teens making out, while another two flash their bare breasts. Lance is interested in Mary, but Felicia says it won't happen (due to her being Amish). Lance then asks her what she knows about girls, saying he's never seen her with one. About Rex finding out about the borrowed car, Ian says, "He's gonna f*ck my ass with a roll of quarters." Ian wakes up with Lance spooned behind him (both are clothed). Ian and Lance use the term "visit grandpa" as slang for Ian having sex with Ms. Tasty (so that Felicia doesn't realize what they're talking about), with Lance saying he does so several times a week and it's always a pleasure. Lance makes a comment to Mary about churning butter, but makes a visual masturbation reference by moving his hands up and down as if churning. Ian and a miscellaneous man wait for separate bathroom stalls. Both enter at about the same time, but we then see the movement of the other man's penis coming through a "glory hole" in the wall and under the hanging toilet paper (we see the paper move out as well as a brief view of part of that penis, and then the shirtless man in the other stall). Once Ian realizes this, he scrambles under the stall and runs away. Later, we see that same man smile at and follow another man into that same restroom. We see a miscellaneous woman in a bikini top that shows cleavage. Lance states that the one thing every girl he's "banged" has had in common is that he wasn't friends with them. As a pretty teen tries to climb up an angled rope ladder at a carnival, Lance and Ian stare at her panties that partially show from under her short skirt. When she falls from that ladder and lands in the cushioning, her legs spread and we see a front view of her panty-covered crotch. Later, she and other sexily dressed abstinence-supporting teenage girls do all sorts of synchronized sexy dancing on a stage (including on their backs at one point, with pelvic thrusting, etc.). During that, there's another comment about "tw*t blocking." When they go off-stage, Ian and other boys are called up to hear a pregnant teen confess about how she got pregnant (talking about getting naked and then having oral sex). During this, those girls change clothes off-stage and Ian stares at their sweaty, bare breasts and gets an erection in his pants. The middle-aged woman running this part of the seminar notes that and is angry, mistakenly thinking the pregnant talk is "turning you on" and "getting you hot," and there's a comment about a "hard-on." We next see a screen shot from a website that shows the erection under his pants, with a comment about an abstinence attendee having a "stiffy." Ian is then upset with the first teen (from the rope ladder scene), saying her kind entices guys but then expects abstinence. She's then mad at him, adding, "I would have blown you." We see a shirtless man waiting in a dentist's office. Lance makes a sexual comment about them going to Knoxville for Ian to meet Ms. Tasty, while Felicia comes out with Ian's phone, a bit perturbed about a message she received from Ms. Tasty (for Ian) about the former's (what sounded like) heart-shaped "p*ssy" waiting for him. A joke is then made betting that Ms. Tasty has a "wiener," and Ian then makes a sexual comment using the term "pork." Upset that they accidentally hit a possum, Lance reminds Ian that "the possum isn't going to f*ck you." Felicia shows cleavage. Ian urinates in jail in front of other men, and Lance points out that accomplishment (overcoming fears of doing just that) as well as that another prisoner is staring at Ian's "d*ck" (the man smiles). Lance and Mary passionately make out in the backseat of Ian's car. About Ian's quest, Felicia says it's just sex, with Ian saying he isn't going home a virgin. She then tells him to "do it" with her, but he doesn't want to (with her then mentioning the possibility of getting genital warts or some "pussy" [as in pus] thing) as he doesn't want "pity sex." He then says he's going to have meaningless sex, adding that it will hopefully be with a girl (since the running joke is that Ms. Tasty is really a guy). When Rex doesn't listen to Ian that the latter has a girl across the parking lot who wants to "do it" and calls him "queer bait," Ian feigns that he's turning gay. That prompts Rex to say, "No way my little brother is taking it in the chili ring." He then tells Ian to "go bang" the girl like the good Lord intended, but then adds, "Not up the butt." After briefly thinking that Ms. Tasty is actually an old guy who walks up to Ian's car, Ian then sees Ms. Tasty in a short skirt and cleavage-revealing top. The two then passionately kiss and she says they should take their clothes off. He gets all nervous and chatty as she removes her top (we see her bare back, but he sees her chest). She asks what he thinks and he replies that they're ample. She gets impatient and tells him, "Take your f*cking clothes off, asshole," so he does, but a gun is then pointed at his head by her male accomplice. When they steal his car, we see Ian standing there (full rear nudity). We see Mary and Lance lying side-by-side in bed, with him in his boxers and her in a top and panties. She then runs her hand down to the front of his boxers and they make out. He then says he can't (due to feeling he's corrupting her), but then changes his mind and tells her to take off her shirt, and then climbs on top of her. When we return to the scene, we see her bare back as she rhythmically moves on top of him and repeatedly slaps him, prompting him to say, "I can't believe I'm banging this chick." We see that Andy and Randy have also shown up for promised sex with Ms. Tasty, and they say they brought beer, rubbers, and oil to "rub on your t*ts." Ian reminds Lance that the latter "nailed" another man's girlfriend. The camera focuses on Felicia and Ms. Tasty's clothed bodies as they fight and all of the men watch this "cat fight." Andy and Randy tell a female cop that they'll be "banging" Ms. Tasty, with the cop saying they already told her that. We see small tight briefs on Ms. Tasty's accomplice as he's being treated by medical personnel who've already removed his pants. Ian and Felicia passionately kiss. Lance stands between Mary's spread legs (both are clothed) and then announces to Ian that he's staying to join the Amish, adding that means hard work, fresh air and the missionary position. We see Felicia in Ian's car, seemingly topless (we see her bare shoulders) and she asks Ian if he's ready (we think for sex). We then see them get out of the car for Ian to throw his tied shoes up into a tree (and see that Felicia was simply wearing a strapless top that showed her bare shoulders). SPOILER ALERT: We learn that Rex's homophobia was due to him actually being gay, with Ian stating (in voice-over narration) that Rex only uses the term "faggot" during rough sex. While hearing Ian say (in voice-over narration) that he "visited grandma" twice (slang for sex), we see Ian on top of Felicia on the sofa but under a blanket, with him sounding surprised while asking "Again?" to her and she says yes. Ezekiel talks to some band guys and jokes to one, "Loved your penis on the Internet." SMOKING Rex smokes several times, while Ezekiel and Lance (cigar) each smoke once, while a miscellaneous person is also seen smoking. TENSE FAMILY SCENES Rex repeatedly uses gay terms to belittle Ian, including various homosexual references. Felicia asks a bridesmaid dress adjustor for a pair of scissors so that she can slit her wrists (for having to deal with her cousin, the bride), but that other woman is upset and says her husband recently committed suicide. Lance's dad lies to his ex-wife about losing his cell phone connection, and then gives him advice to always wear a rubber, only then realizing its implication toward Lance. When Rex finds Ian (after the latter has taken his car), he throws his younger brother about a motel room, twists his nipples and lifts him from the floor. SPOILER ALERT: We learn that Rex's homophobia was due to him actually being gay, and see his father being quite upset (angry, physical) upon learning of this. A new bride yells out that she wants a divorce. TOPICS TO TALK ABOUT Meeting people online and believing (or not) that they're who and what they say they are. Casual sex and the teenage mindset to lose one's virginity. Rex repeatedly uses gay terms to belittle Ian, including various homosexual references. Lance states that the one thing every girl he's "banged" has had in common is that he wasn't friends with them. SPOILER ALERT: We learn that Rex's homophobia was due to him actually being gay. VIOLENCE Rex hits Ian to try to get him out of bed. Rex keeps moving his car forward, making it impossible for Ian to get in via the open door. This continues for a bit until he slams on the brakes and Ian ends up falling over that open door. Later, when they're driving, Rex reacts to Ian's story of Internet dating and slams on the breaks, sending Ian crashing into the dash and/or windshield and then back into his seat. Not realizing he has a dildo attached to the front of his donut costume for work, Ian goes up to a father and says he has something for that man's young daughter, prompting the man to punch Ian in that costume, sending him tumbling down some steps. A bungee cord pops up and hits Ian in the face, dropping him to the driveway. Food is thrown from another car onto Ian's windshield, causing him to swerve off the road. He then nearly hits a stopped RV and slams on the breaks, stopping inches from it (sending Felicia flying through the car and down into the foot well, but she's laughing at the experience). A husband or boyfriend prepares to kick in the door to catch his wife or girlfriend in bed with Lance, but the latter blasts the door open with a brass bed headboard, with Felicia throwing a soda can to that man's head. That husband or boyfriend drives over Lance (handcuffed nude to a brass headboard, running through a cornfield) with his truck. He then gets out and prepares to strike him with a tire iron or something similar, but Ian suddenly drives into the man, blasting him backwards. As they drive out, we see a bunny in the path and think it's going to be run over, but the car goes airborne and flies over the rabbit without harming it. A radiator cap flies off and hits Ian in the face, knocking him to the ground. Rex races home to check on his car and lets his motorcycle slide down the road while still running. He then lifts the garage door, sees that the car is missing, and then proceeds to smash and bash the garage door (falling down in the middle of doing so) until it falls to the garage floor. A teen throws a large lollipop at Ian but hits Felicia in the mouth instead, resulting in what looked like a little bit of blood. Ian accidentally hits a possum while driving (not seen) and Felicia then notes that it isn't dead. Lance then walks up with a tire iron to beat it to death, but Ian decides he should do it. He then hesitantly strikes it, albeit hard, and then walks off, thinking the job is done. But Felicia tells him the possum is still alive, so Ian comes back, tries it again, and then proceeds to whale on the possum (we don't see the impact, but do hear it - played for comedy). We see that a tire iron thrown aside landed in a cop's windshield. After Lance gets a tough guy in jail to back down, Ian tries the same with another guy who then punches Ian in the face. When Rex finds Ian (after the latter has taken his car), he throws his younger brother about a motel room, twists his nipples and lifts him from the floor. A man from earlier in the film purposefully smashes his truck into Rex's car. Ms. Tasty's accomplice punches Rex in the nose. He then grabs Felicia by her hair, with Ian (in his donut costume) jumping down onto him. The accomplice's gun then hits the ground and goes off, with the bullet ricocheting and hitting Andy and Randy's car, shattering the glass. A man from earlier in the film punches Lance, slightly bloodying his nose. Ian then shoots the accomplice in the leg, bloodying that, and then kicks the guy in the leg, downing him, with Ian then using his costumed foot to pin the man down. Cops then arrive, aiming their guns at Ian in his costume. One repeatedly tries shocking him with a taser or something similar. When that doesn't have an affect (as he's just hitting the costume), he tries spraying pepper spray at him, but it bounces off and hits the cop in the face, causing him pain. Another cop then fires a shotgun that blasts off the costume's fake arm, but Felicia then steps in and tells them to stop. Reviewed September 17, 2008 / Posted October 17, 2008

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