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(About Our Ads) "COLLEGE" (2008) (Drake Bell, Andrew Caldwell) (R) Alcohol/ Drugs Blood/Gore Disrespectful/ Bad Attitude Frightening/ Tense Scenes Guns/ Weapons Extreme Moderate Extreme Minor Moderate Imitative Behavior Jump Scenes Music (Scary/Tense) Music (Inappropriate) Profanity Extreme None Minor Mild Extreme Sex/ Nudity Smoking Tense Family Scenes Topics To Talk About Violence Extreme Minor Minor Heavy Moderate QUICK TAKE: Comedy: Three high school students visit a college and pretend to be students there so that they can party, drink beer, and hopefully have sex with the girls. PLOT: Kevin Brewer (DRAKE BELL) and Morris Hooper (KEVIN COVAIS) are high school seniors and friends who are planning a weekend exploratory visit to Fieldmont University. When they and Kevin's other friend, Carter Scott (ANDREW CALDWELL), hear about the wild times at the college had by another student, Carter decides to join them. And Kevin is hoping to use that trip to break free from his boring reputation, something that just caused his girlfriend, Gina (ALONA TAL), to dump him. When the dorm room they're supposed to stay in proves unsavory, they try to crash the fraternity to which Morris' cousin once belonged. With no pledges, Teague (NICK ZANO) and Bearcat (GARY OWEN) decide they can have some fun with the high school students who eagerly look forward to their first frat party. There, they drink a lot, with Kevin falling for Teague's previous sexual conquest, Kendall (HALEY BENNETT); nerdy Morris being excited about attention paid to him by Heather (CAMILLE MANA); and Carter nearly going all of the way with Amy (NATHALIE WALKER). As the weekend wears on, the three guys try to party as hard as they can, but must then deal with the consequences of that, as well as the frat guys' repeated efforts to belittle and embarrass them. WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT? Some teens might be interested in it (particularly those curious about wild college life). WHY THE MPAA RATED IT: R For pervasive crude and sexual content, nudity, language, drug and alcohol abuse. CAST AS ROLE MODELS: Considering what occurs in the film (underage drinking, drug use, strong profanity, sexual encounters, practical jokes, etc.) it's doubtful many if any parents would consider any of the characters as good role models. CAST, CREW, & TECHNICAL INFO HOW OTHERS RATED THIS MOVIE Curious if this title is entertaining, any good, and/or has any artistic merit? Then read OUR TAKE of this film. (Note: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below). OUR WORD TO PARENTS: The following is a brief summary of the content found in this R-rated comedy. Profanity consists of at least 81 "f" words, while many other expletives and colorful phrases are uttered. Sexually related dialogue (some of it explicit) is present, as is all sorts of sexually related humor and other content (including but not limited to various heterosexual encounters, a lesbian one, erections, masturbation and repeated sights of a blow-up sex doll). Nudity (breasts, butts) is also present in various scenes, as are scantly clad strippers doing their thing, while various college students are also seen wearing next to nothing. Comedy based violence (hitting/whacking of others, etc.) occurs and a farmer shoots at teens found on his property, and all sorts of behavior might be enticing for kids to imitate. That includes lots of drinking (including by underage kids) and some drug use. Various comedy-based bad attitudes are present, as are various instances of scatological-based crude humor (vomit, human and animal excrement, etc.). Should you still be concerned about the film's appropriateness for yourself or anyone else in your home, you may want to look more closely at our detailed listings for more specific information regarding the film's content. For those prone to visually induced motion sickness, there's camera movement at various times in the film. ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE About his college visit, a student says he tried smoking a tampon, thinking it was a joint. After hearing about another student's college visit, the three guys excitedly talk about the prospects of drinking and sex. We see beer cans by Teague and his buddies, while Teague smokes a joint. The frat guys all drink. There's talk of a "kegger" at another frat house, and we then see people drinking there. There's a lot of drinking at a frat party. The guys learn that the body shots they'll be doing will be off Bearcat and not women as they expected (and they're shocked to see some lube brought out). Bearcat then drops his robe and we see his bare butt, as well as various views of the guys drinking shots, slices of lime and salt off Bearcat's hairy body, including a shot glass from his mouth and toes (that Morris licks), one spitting liquor into another's mouth, and then alcohol poured down Bearcat's bare butt crack into Carter's mouth directly below him. The three guys are intoxicated after doing body shots. More drinking continues, including with Kendall playing quarters with Kevin, making him drink a lot of beer. People inhale the gas from nitrous oxide balloons. One guy tells another that such balloons make "chicks crazy horny." Amy drinks all of Carter's beer and then belches before heading up the stairs. Carter realizes what that means and says, "I'm so getting laid" while racing up the stairs after her. Heather tells Morris that she's really high right now (from inhaling nitrous oxide from a balloon). She then puts her hand down inside his pants, exciting him, but then falls asleep or passes out. An opened beer pours down onto Morris' unconscious face. We see miscellaneous passed out guys the day after a big frat party. Teague lights up a bong. Carter tells Amy that maybe they can finish what they started the night before, with her telling him as long as he doesn't pass out this time. We see a lot of drinking at a party, including from a beer bong, while some people share a joint and we see a tower of champagne glasses. Kevin then drinks while upside down, with Carter saying that only "bitches spit." Meanwhile, Bearcat empties four bottles of liquor into the punch and then lies to Morris that it's non-alcoholic. Morris guzzles his down, and later is quite intoxicated. A song repeats the lines "Let's get wasted. Let's get high." Teague blows Carter and Kevin's high school cover, with everyone at a party then pouring and throwing beer on them. After that, a frat guy yells out, "Let's get f*cked up." The guys get revenge on the frat guys, including having beer spray out of the house's sprinkler system. BLOOD/GORE We see the three guys standing at a wall, urinating (we don't see the streams as their backs are to the camera). In the opening credits, we see a scalpel cutting into a dead frog as part of a biology class dissection. Carter states he has to pee and tells Morris to come along and shake it for him (said sarcastically). About his college visit, a student says he "sh*t my pants" and that he watched a cheeseburger eating contest and then those guys "puking." Carter asks a college girl that if he gives her five dollars, would she fart in a can, adding that he'd keep and never open that. A fellow frat guy tries to make Bearcat feel better about himself by saying he (Bearcat) takes "the biggest dumps" in their frat house. A water balloon filled with urine hits Kevin and breaks open. The guys learn that the body shots they'll be doing will be off Bearcat and not women as they expected (and they're shocked to see some lube brought out). During this, alcohol is poured down Bearcat's bare butt crack into Carter's mouth directly below him. A guy vomits. Morris wakes up from being passed out on the floor next a toilet that a guy has just used. Teague makes the guys clean the frat house following a party, with Kevin getting bathroom duty. He encounters a toilet overflowing with human waste, and there are several scenes of Kevin trying to plunge that, etc. We also see a wet clump of hair pulled from a sink. A miscellaneous person vomits at a party, and Morris tells Carter and Kevin to have fun "puking on each other." The college dean nearly runs into Morris who's intoxicated and stumbling down the road. Morris then projectile vomits onto the windshield, with the wipers smearing that. Verne Troyer (the actor from the "Austin Powers" movies) pees up onto Carter (we see the urine stream hitting him). All three guys urinate and we hear the sound of that. We then see the motion of Carter shaking his penis, with him then making some masturbation movement for a few moments (all below the camera view). The three guys are covered in mud and/or pig excrement after a practical joke. The guys get revenge on the frat guys, including putting glue on the toilet seat and then giving Bearcat a laxative. We then see Bearcat seated there, and hear all sorts of farting and diarrhea sounds. Teague slips and falls in pig excrement in his room, including getting some on his face. In the outtakes, we see Carter doing a variation of the above gag about asking to capture a female student's fart. DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE All of the frat guys have bad attitudes toward the three high school students. Carter has a bad attitude toward Morris, belittling and even physically knocking him around. About the plot of "Of Mice and Men," Carter asks Kevin, "Doesn't that sound sort of G-A-Y?" Carter asks Gina about Kevin, "Does that mean you're going to blow him under the bleachers?" As he makes the related gesture and sound, she sarcastically says yeah. Gina breaks up with Kevin because he doesn't party much and she wants to have fun. She says it's their time to go crazy, that he's a loser, and that she can't let him ruin her senior year. A fellow student uses the term (not about a person), "It is retarded." Carter litters. Teague uses a paint gun to shoot people with paint pellets as they pass by. He gets one guy in the crotch, repeatedly shoots another who's on a bike, and gets Kevin in the shirt. A person says about one of the high school students, "Technically you're a fag." When Morris and then Kevin say they won't be doing any "body shots," Carter taunts them by saying "Lame and lamer." When a girl blows off Carter, he says she has flat "t*ts." Kevin lies to Kendall that he's in college. We see that the frat guys have taped Kevin fully nude to a statue, with his head positioned near the male statue's crotch. We see Kevin's bare butt. Later, after Morris and Carter free him, Kevin hurriedly walks along wearing a duct tape "diaper" and some shirtless guys make fun of that sight. A frat guy throws something onto the floor that Carter has just cleaned, prompting the latter to punch the former to the floor. Kevin delivers fake I.D.s for all three of the guys. Teague admits that he took the guys' money and maxed out their parents' emergency credit cards to fund a party. Teague blows Carter and Kevin's high school cover, with everyone at a party then pouring and throwing beer on them. Kevin develops a bad attitude toward Morris, telling to "grow some f*cking balls." About their conversation, Carter says "that was so gay" and was the "third gayest" thing they've done all weekend. Thinking he's now a party stud, Gina wants to get back together with Kevin, but he turns down her offer. FRIGHTENING SCENES For those afraid of such things, a rat races scurries under a sofa. GUNS/WEAPONS A farmer fires his shotgun several times at students in his pig pen. IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR Phrases: "It's f*cking crazy here, dude," "You're such a f*cking liar," "You're f*cking lame," "It is f*cking nuts," "Best weekend of my f*cking life," "Free f*cking beer," "F*ck off," "This f*cking blows," "F*cking high school kids," "Shut the f*ck up," "This place f*cking sucks," "What the f*ck /is up?" "That's so f*cking gross," "This is f*cking college," "F*ck it," "You f*cking p*ssies," "F*ckers," "M*therf*ckers," "F*ck that," "No f*cking way," "You skinny f*ck," "He's totally f*cked," "God, you're such a f*cking baby," "F*cking Mini-me," "F*ck-nugget," "Who's f*cking on my floor," "F*ck yeah," "F*ck you, pr*ck," "C*cks*cking m*therf*cker," "Let's get f*cked up," "It's f*cking killing me," "Look f*cking mean," "F*cked up," "You sick pig f*ckers," "F*cking say it," "Grow some f*cking balls," "You f*cking know it," "Why the f*ck would we stay?" "Let's take those m*therf*ckers down," "F*ck me" (nonsexual), "Jizz-guzzling monkey f*ckers," "The kind of sh*t..." "Sh*t my pants," "Holy sh*t," "Sh*tty news," "What's up, sh*t-face?" "I don't feel sh*t," "That sh*t was so funny," "Ape-sh*t on your ass," "Oh sh*t," "You little sh*t," "Watch this sh*t," "Sh*t that's funny," "You're full of sh*t," "Bullsh*t," "Lost my sh*t," "You boys are in a world of sh*t," "I got laid three times," "Queff" ("p*ssy fart"), "Total sausage-fest," "Glow in the dark boner tag," "Minus the d*ck-head," "It makes chicks crazy horny," "I'm so getting laid," "Please tell me you're as horny as I am," "Hornier," "Get that chick to give you more than half a hand-job," "Nipple city," "You little d*cks," "You don't want my sloppy seconds," "Stop being a p*ssy," "A pig just snapped on my nuts," "Those taint-sucking ball junkies," "Scrotum-eating baby rapers," "Boner," "Doesn't that seem sort of G-A-Y?" "Dumb A-S-S," "Satan's children," "Up my ass about it," "I'd rather sock myself in the balls," "You're a loser," "Shut up," "Dumped your ass," "Nancy" (weak guy), "It is retarded," "Pissed," "Bitch," "Dude," "Awesome," "Shut your mouth," "Chicks," "You take the biggest dumps in the house," "Kicks ass," "Technically you're a fag," "This is insane," "Let's rock this bitch," "Lame and lamer," "What the hell /is that for/are you talking about?" "Ass crack," "What an A-hole," "I suck," "Douche bags," "Punk ass bitch," "God, you are so lame," "No dough, no go," "Shut up, bitch," "Bitches spit," "Pre-frosh," "College blows," "Suck," "I really screwed up," "Freaked out," "That was so gay," "The third gayest thing we've done all week" and "Hell yeah." In the opening credits, we see the word "college" tattooed on a woman's lower back. We see video footage on Kevin's cell phone of Carter mooning the camera (we see his bare butt). Carter eats cereal directly from the box, and then pours orange juice onto cereal in a bowl. A student has the center of his hair up in a colored Mohawk fashion. About his college visit, a student says he got a tattoo but doesn't remember doing so. Carter blows a raspberry at Morris. Carter litters. Teague uses a paint gun to shoot people with paint pellets as they pass by. He gets one guy in the crotch, repeatedly shoots another who's on a bike, and gets Kevin in the shirt. A water balloon filled with urine hits Kevin and breaks open. Teague makes the male oral sex gesture (moving his hand and creating a bulge in his cheek). A coed flashes her bare breasts at the three high school students (seen in close-up). Bearcat lets out a Chewbacca style, guttural growl. The guys learn that the body shots they'll be doing will be off Bearcat and not women as they expected (and they're shocked to see some lube brought out). Bearcat then drops his robe and we see his bare butt, as well as various views of the guys drinking shots, slices of lime and salt off Bearcat's hairy body, including a shot glass from his mouth and toes (that Morris licks), one spitting liquor into another's mouth, and then alcohol poured down Bearcat's bare butt crack into Carter's mouth directly below him. A frat guy gives "the finger" to Kevin. People inhale the gas from nitrous oxide balloons. One guy tells another that such balloons make "chicks crazy horny." Morris wakes up to find that the words "p*ssy," "c*ck" and "I (heart) d*ck" (among others) have been written on his face. We see that the frat guys have taped Kevin fully nude to a statue, with his head positioned near the male statue's crotch. We see Kevin's bare butt. Later, after Morris and Carter free him, Kevin hurriedly walks along wearing a duct tape "diaper" and some shirtless guys make fun of that sight. Kevin delivers fake I.D.s for all three of the guys. Verne Troyer (the actor from the "Austin Powers" movies) gives the finger to someone. We see video of the frat guys hanging pledges upside down off a balcony, with one being crumpled down on the sidewalk below that. A t-shirt reads "My Peace is Growing." The guys get revenge on the frat guys, including shaving one's head and putting glue on the toilet seat and then giving Bearcat a laxative. The guys get revenge on the frat guys, including creating a poster of Teague having rear entry sex with a blow-up sex doll. We see miscellaneous tattoos. The guys get revenge on the frat guys, including taping one nude to a statue, with his face near the male statue's crotch, and we see the guy's bare butt (that we see in close-up with the letter "f" on one cheek and "u" on the other). We see a guy with the top of his hair up in a Mohawk. JUMP SCENES None. MUSIC (SCARY/TENSE) There's a tiny bit of playfully used suspenseful music in one scene. MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE) Some songs had lyrics that we couldn't fully hear and/or understand, thus presenting the possibility of them containing objectionable content. A song uses the "s" word. A song repeats the lines "Let's get wasted. Let's get high." PROFANITY At least 81 "f" words (6 used with "mother," 3 used sexually as are various terms such as "laid," "score," "bang" and "hooked up"), 39 "s" words, 11 slang terms using male genitals ("c*ck," "c*cks*cking," "d*ck," "d*ck-head," "sausage," "boner," "pr*ck," "peepee," "peace" -- rather than "piece"), 7 using female ones ("p*ssy"), 4 for breasts ("t*ts," "racks" and variations of "boob"), 14 asses (6 used with "hole"), 6 hells, 1 damn, 7 uses of "God," 3 of "G-damn," 3 of "Oh God," 2 of "Oh my God" and 1 use each of "Christ," "Jesus" and "Sweet Jesus." SEX/NUDITY We see video footage on Kevin's cell phone of Carter mooning the camera (we see his bare butt). About a girl, Carter says she's easy, but not in the "I'm going to f*ck Morris" easy way. About something, Carter says he'd rather sock himself in the "nuts." Carter asks Gina about Kevin, "Does that mean you're going to blow him under the bleachers?" As he makes the related gesture and sound, she sarcastically says yeah. After Gina dumps Kevin, Carter asks if that means he didn't get "blown" under the bleachers. About his college visit, a student says he saw two girls make out, including with tongue. He then says he "got laid" three times, with different girls. After hearing about another student's college visit, the three guys excitedly talk about the prospects of drinking and sex. Carter makes about a comment about getting "laid." The three guys go to the college dorm room where they're supposed to stay and hear sexual and jungle sounds. A guy opens the door and he has a visible erection in his shorts. Carter then makes a sarcastic comment about that, making an exaggerated masturbation and orgasm gesture. We hear that Carter's cousin's pledge name was "queef" and that's defined as a "p*ssy fart." Carter comments on the above dorm room guy "jerking off." We see a blow-up sex doll on a counter in the frat house. The three guys check off the things they need for a frat party, including "rubbers" (and Carter shows he has a roll of many of them). The frat guys send the three high school students to a gay frat party (with the boys not realizing that's what it is, at least not initially). The guy who answers the door is wearing seat-less chaps (we see his bare butt), while we see some guys in drag, two scantly clad guys making out on a sofa (one on top of the other), and then one guy yells out that they're going to play "glow in the dark boner tag." The lights go out and we see glow in the dark penis shapes out from many of the guys' crotches (Carter says it's a "total sausage-fest"). The guys leave and then discuss why the other frat guys would have sent them there, with Carter telling Morris that those guys figured out how many times Morris has been "laid." Teague makes the male oral sex gesture (moving his hand and creating a bulge in his cheek). A coed flashes her bare breasts at the three high school students (seen in close-up), while we see other cleavage. The guys learn that the body shots they'll be doing will be off Bearcat and not women as they expected (and they're shocked to see some lube brought out). Bearcat then drops his robe and we see his bare butt, as well as various views of the guys drinking shots, slices of lime and salt off Bearcat's hairy body, including a shot glass from his mouth and toes (that Morris licks), one spitting liquor into another's mouth, and then alcohol poured down Bearcat's bare butt crack into Carter's mouth directly below him. We see a close-up view of a woman's clothed chest. People inhale the gas from nitrous oxide balloons. One guy tells another that such balloons make "chicks crazy horny." When a girl blows off Carter, he says she has flat "t*ts." Amy drinks all of Carter's beer and then belches before heading up the stairs. Carter realizes what that means and says, "I'm so getting laid" while racing up the stairs after her. The two then passionately kiss on a bed, with him tearing her outer shirt off, and she places his hands on her clothed chest. However, they hear people coming, and thus hide under the bed. We then see two young women enter the room (one in a short skirt), while Carter and Amy listen to one say she's never been with another girl before. The other says she'll be gentle, Carter and Amy see discarded clothing fall to the floor, and then hear talk of a "pocket rocket." They then hear the sound of that vibrator and its effect on one of those girls. This gets Carter and Amy excited and they start making out under the bed. Up top, we see the mostly undressed girls (we see the bare breasts of one). When they leave, Carter and Amy surface, with him saying, "That was hot. Please tell me you're as horny as I am." She replies "hornier" and they start to go at it, but go back under the bed when a frat guy comes in, reacts to what happened in his bed, and then apparently masturbates, with Carter looking disgusted. Heather tells Morris that she's really high right now (from inhaling nitrous oxide from a balloon). She then puts her hand down inside his pants, exciting him. He says it feels good and that he'd normally be doing this himself, but that this feels better and he doesn't have to worry about his mom walking in. Heather then moves her head down toward his crotch and he gets more excited until he realizes she's fallen asleep or passed out. We see bras and such up in a tree. Morris wakes up in bed with Heather and both are shirtless (she under the covers). Morris is shocked, looks under the sheets (she does the same and smiles) and asks, "Did we?" She says yes, all night long, and wants him to give it to her. He then realizes his father is lying in bed with them, and we then realize this is a comedy-based nightmare. We see a large poster on a wall that features a woman's bare butt as her hand is down the front of another woman's bikini bottom. Morris wakes up to find that the words "p*ssy," "c*ck" and "I (heart) d*ck" (among others) have been written on his face. We see that the frat guys have taped Kevin fully nude to a statue, with his head positioned near the male statue's crotch. We see Kevin's bare butt. Later, after Morris and Carter free him, Kevin hurriedly walks along wearing a duct tape "diaper" and some shirtless guys make fun of that sight. Gina sees cell phone video of a woman apparently flashing her bare breasts and then licking Kevin's face. About Heather, Carter says that maybe Morris will "get that chick to give you more than half a hand job." We see shirtless guys and women in skimpy bikinis during a car wash. They're all wet, and a few of the women are then see topless. A person then refers to that as "nipple city." Carter tells Amy that maybe they can finish what they started the night before, with her telling him as long as he doesn't pass out this time. We see Teague shirtless and he then pulls a set of keys from deep in his tight shorts for the high school boys to use, grossing them out. About Kendall, Teague tells Kevin, "You don't want my sloppy seconds...unless you're into that." We see a frat guy blowing up a sex doll. Teague makes the guys clean the frat house following a party, with Carter finding many used condoms as well as a pair of skimpy panties, with him pocketing the latter. Elsewhere, Morris finds and pockets a porn magazine and DVD from a car. A bouncer won't let the three guys into a bar, but does various women. When asked why, the bouncer says, "Did you see the size of those racks?" Carter then manipulates his clothed chest, but that doesn't convince the bouncer. At a party, we see scantly clad women passionately kissing in an elevated cage, with one spreading her legs wide in her skimpy bikini bottom. Another is seen with small caps over her nipples, while another is seen topless, and we see a close-up of a bare bottom showing beneath a micro skirt as a woman goes up some stairs. A pole dancer also does her thing, including spreading her legs and grabbing her barely covered crotch in front of the guys. Teague then shows up with some porn models, and Carter states that one of them or another woman twisted his nipple and he liked it. Bearcat looks over and yells out, "Who's f*cking on my floor?" while we see another guy thrusting behind a blow-up sex doll, and a stripper has her bare breasts down in a guy's face. About the girls getting into a bar, Carter says that's because they have "t*ts" that are like gold for such purposes. All three guys urinate and we hear the sound of that. We then see the motion of Carter shaking his penis, with him then making some masturbation movement for a few moments (all below the camera view). Carter comments on his last chance "to score" with Amy and that he wants "to bang one college chick" before they leave. Frat guys grab and struggle with the high school students while abducting them for a prank. We next see the three guys in just their boxers, bound and gagged in a pig pen. After they escape (following a farmer coming out and yelling, "You sick pig f*ckers"), we see them walking along, covered in mud and/or excrement in their boxers, with Carter holding a hubcap over his crotch and complaining that a "pig just snapped on my nuts." As he walks off in the dark, we see his bare butt, and then see the same again as he sleeps in the back of a trunk lying face down. Kevin states that Carter has never been "laid." We see a college student moving his arm at his crotch while masturbating in a top bunk bed. Kendall admits that a few weeks ago she "hooked up" with Teague, saying he was a good liar who made her think it was something more than a one night thing. A t-shirt reads "My Peace is Growing." About the frat guys, Carter says they're "taint-sucking, ball junkies." We see Carter and Morris shirtless as they wash out their clothes. Carter says that if they're not going to "get laid," they should revenge on the frat guys. Carter grabs a blow-up sex doll and thrashes it about, with a view of it then deflating on the floor. We see a student in her panties while asleep on the floor with a guy. We see Bearcat's butt crack, and then views of the side of his bare butt as he sits on the toilet. The guys get revenge on the frat guys, including creating a poster of Teague having rear entry sex with a blow-up sex doll. When the sprinklers go off, people pour out of the frat house, including shirtless guys and young women in bras and panties. The guys get revenge on the frat guys, including taping one nude to a statue, with his face near the male statue's crotch, and we see the guy's bare butt (that we see in close-up with the letter "f" on one cheek and "u" on the other). We see Amy having sex on top of Carter (no nudity, but movement and sounds). Heather passionately kisses Morris. Kendall (who shows some cleavage) passionately kisses Kevin. Carter makes a comment about Gina's "boobs." In the outtakes, we see Carter doing a variation of the above gag where he calls the frat guys "Scrotum eating baby rapers" and "Jizz guzzling monkey f*ckers." He also sings something about having a "p*ssy on my peepee." SMOKING In the opening credits, we see many cigarette butts. TENSE FAMILY SCENES Morris is worried about his parents' reaction when they learn he blew his interview and acceptance possibilities at the college. TOPICS TO TALK ABOUT What college life is really like. Fraternities. Gina breaks up with Kevin because he doesn't party much and she wants to have fun. She says it's their time to go crazy, that he's a loser, and that she can't let him ruin her senior year. Binge drinking. Casual sex. Kendall admits that a few weeks ago she "hooked up" with Teague, saying he was a good liar who made her think it was something more than a one night thing. VIOLENCE Carter knocks books from Morris' hands, and later trips him to the ground. Carter throws something small that hits Morris in the face. When Morris lets on to some college girls that they're high school students, Carter dives into the backseat to whack at and struggle with him. Carter bashes Morris back against a wall. Carter slaps Morris. Kevin shoves Carter who shoves Morris. Teague uses a paint gun to shoot people with paint pellets as they pass by. He gets one guy in the crotch, repeatedly shoots another who's on a bike, and gets Kevin in the shirt. Morris' foot accidentally breaks through a step down into the frat house basement. Teague backhands a frat brother. Seeing the police outside a frat party, Morris panics (thinking of a high school party) and rushes through the house, knocking drinks from people's hands before he accidentally runs into an open fridge door and is knocked out. A running gag has a frat guy in a full body cast and seated in a wheelchair taking all sorts of abuse (stuff thrown at him, etc.) from other frat guys. Morris slips and falls, landing hard. A frat guy throws something onto the floor that Carter has just cleaned, prompting the latter to punch the former to the floor. Carter flips his foot back and kicks Morris in the face in passing. Teague slaps all three guys on the head while passing by them. Verne Troyer (the actor from the "Austin Powers" movies) punches a guy at a party. While intoxicated, Morris stumbles down the road and then throws his cup at a truck that swerves around him. We see video of the frat guys hanging pledges upside down off a balcony, with one being crumpled down on the sidewalk below that. Frat guys grab and struggle with the high school students while abducting them for a prank. We next see the three guys in just their boxers, bound and gagged in a pig pen. The frat guys then set off firecrackers, starting a pig stampede. The farmer then comes out, yells "You sick pig f*ckers" and fires his shotgun three times at the fleeing students. Carter whacks Kevin. The guys get revenge on the frat guys, including whacking one with a paddle before abducting him. Teague tries to hit the three guys, but cops hold him back. Reviewed August 29, 2008 / Posted August 29, 2008