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Tell Others About This Page By Using This Button "AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE COLON MOVIE FILM FOR THEATERS" (2007) (voices of Dana Snyder, Dave Willis) (R) Alcohol/ Drugs Blood/Gore Disrespectful/ Bad Attitude Frightening/ Tense Scenes Guns/ Weapons Mild *Heavy Heavy Minor Moderate Imitative Behavior Jump Scenes Music (Scary/Tense) Music (Inappropriate) Profanity Mild None Minor Moderate Extreme Sex/ Nudity Smoking Tense Family Scenes Topics To Talk About Violence Heavy Minor None Mild Heavy QUICK TAKE: Animated Comedy: A trio of fast food characters tries to stop some renegade exercise equipment from destroying the world. PLOT: Master Shake (voice of DANA SNYDER), Meatwad (voice of DAVE WILLIS), and Frylock (voice of CAREY MEANS) are three fast food characters that make up the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, based in a New Jersey house next to human Carl (voice of DAVE WILLIS). When a piece of exercise equipment threatens to take over the world, the ATHF tries to stop it. Their attempts are complicated by the fact that Plutonians Oglethorpe (voice of ANDY MERRILL) and Emory (voice of MIKE SCHATZ) want control of the equipment and have enlisted the aid of the robotic Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past (voice of MATT MAIELLARO). As the fast food characters continue on their quest, they must also contend with the nefarious Dr. Weird (voice of C. MARTIN CROKER), as well as primitive computer game characters Ignignokt (voice of DAVE WILLIS) and Err (voice of MATT MAIELLARO). WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT? If they're fans of the animated shorts shown on TV's Cartoon Network channel, they probably will. WHY THE MPAA RATED IT: R For crude and sexual humor, violent images and language. CAST AS ROLE MODELS: It's doubtful any parents would consider any of the characters in the film to be good role models for kids. CAST, CREW, & TECHNICAL INFO HOW OTHERS RATED THIS MOVIE Curious if this title is entertaining, any good, and/or has any artistic merit? Then read OUR TAKE of this film. (Note: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below). OUR WORD TO PARENTS: The following is a brief summary of the content found in this R-rated, animated comedy. Profanity consists of at least 15 "f" words, while other expletives and various colorful phrases are also used. Sexually related dialogue and song lyrics are present, as is other sexually related material (including a robot repeatedly humping various things, a sexual encounter that turns violent - off-screen and played for comedy), while some scantly clad, female cartoon characters are seen. Absurdism-based violence includes human and non-human characters being attacked and/or torn up, often with bloody and/or gory results (all done in a non-realistic, cartoon fashion). Various bits of crude humor are also present, as is some potentially imitative behavior. Bad attitudes are present, as is some alcohol content and drug-related comments. Should you still be concerned about the film's appropriateness for yourself or anyone else in your home, you may want to look more closely at our detailed listings for more specific information regarding the film's content. ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE A precursor to the movie has a heavy metal performer singing bits about spending their money on drugs. A video game character tells another he needs to set his goals higher, prompting the second to say he's pretty high now, with the first saying he is too. We see a flashback to college days where many beers (bottles and cans) are seen in the aliens' dorm room. BLOOD/GORE A dog grabs Frylock and violently shakes him, leaving him badly wounded (he appears all torn up, with an eye hanging from its socket, etc.). An old and primitive looking video game has one character shoot another, with very blocky and non-realistic bloody results. Dr. Weird's skin suddenly comes off, revealing guts that fall out of his skeleton, and he then pulls out his own heart. Meatwad prepares to fire kittens out of cannons, and we then see two kittens explode (in a bloody, cartoon mess) inside them. Master Shake farts several times. We see a painting that shows various skulls as well as some skeletons. After farting, one character says he just pooped a little bit. Carl talks about some bush and that he's been urinating on it twice a day. Some aliens pull voice oscillators from their mouths/throats, and the equipment has goo all over it. A missile is fired and strikes Space Ghost (with brief, resultant blood and gore). Master Shake tells Frylock, "Why don't you get this with your lips? I'm referring to my anus." One character tells another that something would complement "the inside of your anus." From a distance, we see a dog defecting in a park. A large vehicle suddenly hits Master Shake, knocking out some of his teeth (that are bloody). We see the cover of an exercise video that shows a headless person with a bloody neck stump. In the video, we see an exercise robot shooting a laser that hits and blasts off the character's head (with bloody results). The robot then repeatedly stomps down on the body, seemingly tearing it up. A fly eats on a piece of dog excrement. A video game character vomits on a roller coaster (with the vomit appearing all blocky and digital). Meatwad talks of peeing in a pool. One of the little video game characters does some digital vomiting again, this time after being given mayonnaise to drink (although the scene's proximity to a preceding one where bull semen is mentioned makes one think that's what it is). Dr. Weird pulls out part of his own brains to put into some characters he's created (in a flashback). In a flashback set in Africa, a lion grabs and eat a chicken character (with bloody results). Carl vomits from something to do with monkey glands. Carl asks a female bodybuilder where he's "gonna do you," so she then chains him to a bed. However, she's really Dr. Weird in disguise, and he then approaches Carl with a knife. When we later return to the scene, Carl (who's still alive) is mostly just a bunch of bloody bones (with blood all over the bed). Dr. Weird and Frylock fight, with various punches thrown. Dr. Weird's human assistant dissolves away into just a skeleton, while Frylock cuts Dr. Weird in half (horizontally), resulting in lots of blood (but he's still alive that way). A teddy bear equipped with various spinning blades and such slices Master Shake, resulting in bloodiness. Moments later, that happens again, this time with Master Shake's hand coming off, with more bloodiness. The video game characters both admit to having peed in pools in the past. DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE The film's various villains all have bad attitudes. A precursor to the movie has a heavy metal performer singing bits about spending their money on drugs and threatening all sorts of violence against the viewer. An old Civil War era-based video game has a winning phrase of "The slaves are yours." Later, with time having changed, a black man has two white FBI agents as his slaves pulling his cart, and he states, "Pull, whitey, pull." Meatwad prepares to fire kittens out of cannons, and we then see two kittens explode (in a bloody, cartoon mess) inside them. Talking to some alien creature in a glass container, Master Shake mocks being tough and asks it, "What's the matter? Too faggoty to come get me?" Frylock tells Meatwad to get rid of some shorts, saying this has nothing to do with gay pride. Master Shake taunts another character by stating, ""I got your daddy right here. He's only got one eye and two little uncles" (or something like that, referring to male genitals). The term "retarded" is used. A closing song at the end of the film has a line about a "South Jersey mook." FRIGHTENING SCENES It's possible the animated scenes listed under "Violence" and/or "Blood/Gore" may be unsettling or suspenseful to very young viewers, but it's highly unlikely anyone else would find them that way. GUNS/WEAPONS An old and primitive looking video game has one character shoot another, with very blocky and non-realistic bloody results. Two FBI agents break into a room and riddle the place with gunfire from their handguns. A dart is fired into President Lincoln's neck before he can escape. Master Shake fires a flamethrower through part of Dr. Weird's condo, setting a chicken on fire (it runs around the room that way, screaming). A missile is then fired and strikes Space Ghost (with brief, resultant blood and gore). During this, Meatwad holds a gun on himself (thinking he's doing it to someone else). A teddy bear equipped with various spinning blades and such slices Master Shake, resulting in bloodiness. Moments later, that happens again, this time with Master Shake's hand coming off, with more bloodiness. IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR Phrases: "What the f*ck /is going on with...?" "Oh, f*ck it," "You've got to answer that f*cking phone," "Turn your f*cking stereo down," "Eat that, m*therf*cker," "Bring it on, m*therf*cker," "None of that sh*t ever happened," "Oh scheister," "I don't have time for this bullsh*t," "I'm sick of this sh*t," "You don't know sh*t," "You can't beat my meat," "Sucking on me is a special treat," "You have just been laid," "Boob meat," "Could score lots of ass," "Get a room," "We're about to get laid here," "Shut up," "Are you nuts?" "What up?" "Kick ass," "(He) Sucks," "What the hell are you looking at?" (written), "You fool," "It's driving me nuts," "I'll work out on your face," "I just pooped a little bit," "Bitch-ass pants," "Balls" (testicles), "Gave a crap," "Jack-off," "Friggin,'" "Dude," "Goodbye fat man," "You can suck it," "G*ddamn you," "What's the matter? Too faggoty to come get me?" "Give me the damn piece," "Wing-nut," "I kicked your ass," "Get your ass out of there," "What the hell /are you doing?" "Why don't you get this with your lips...I'm referring to my anus," "It would complement the inside of your anus," "It will suck," "This plan is moronic," "Get your ass off my teeth," "Straight down the crapper," "Wassup?" "Oh hell," "Dumb ass," "Damn good," "Crappy," "Screw them," "Dude," "Speak to the hand," "Retarded," "Bastard," "That sucked" and "South Jersey mook." An FBI agent has a Mohawk haircut. Meatwad prepares to fire kittens out of cannons, and we then see two kittens explode (in a bloody, cartoon mess) inside them. Master Shake hits a fly character with a swatter and then uses that to hit Meatwad repeatedly (for laughs). Master Shake taunts another character by stating, ""I got your daddy right here. He's only got one eye and two little uncles" (or something like that, referring to male genitals). JUMP SCENES None. MUSIC (SCARY/TENSE) A little bit of suspenseful music plays in the film. MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE) A spoof of the old dancing and singing movie concessions has a hot dog sing, "You can't beat my meat," while a soda sings, "Sucking on me is a special treat." There's also a line about not pulling out one's penis unless you really need to. A precursor to the movie has a heavy metal performer singing bits about spending their money on drugs and threatening all sorts of violence against the viewer. A song has a line about getting some "cootchie." A rap song mentions sex. A closing song at the end of the film has a line about you'll probably go home and masturbate. A closing song at the end of the film has a line about a "South Jersey mook" and something about the "sweat from my balls." PROFANITY At least 15 "f" words (5 used with "mother"), 10 "s" words (some in German), 3 slang terms for sex ("laid" and "do you"), 3 using female genitals ("poontang" and "cootchie"), 2 using male ones ("meat" and "unit"), 1 for breasts ("boob"), 14 craps, 10 damns, 8 asses, 8 damns, 10 uses of "Oh my God," 3 of "G-damn" and 1 use each of "God" and "Oh God." SEX/NUDITY A spoof of the old dancing and singing movie concessions has a hot dog sing, "You can't beat my meat," while a soda sings, "Sucking on me is a special treat." There's also a line about not pulling out one's penis unless you really need to. There's a masturbation-related joke featuring Meatwad in a bathroom with some sort of centerfold spread on the floor showing what looks like a hamburger or something similar, and there's a bottle of barbeque sauce (or something similar) nearby (but no activity is seen). A song has a line about getting some "cootchie." Some cartoon women in bikinis show cleavage. Dr. Weird drops his clothes and states, "Look at this unit," but he's flat down there like a plastic male doll. Frylock states that all women are beautiful inside, with Master Shake saying he knows since he's been inside them. Master Shake then tries doing a sex-ed talk to Meatwad, including talk of aerated crotches, the uterus and such, with him then telling Meatwad at the lesson's conclusion, "You have just been laid." Master Shake then says that he exercises to get "poontang." Master Shake and Meatwad find that Frylock has a website up on his computer titled "Brasome" and it shows various women in bras. When he asks if they've seen that before, one responds not with the "boob meat" inside them. We see a painting that shows a buxom woman showing some cleavage in her one-piece outfit. A comment is made about being so buff that one "could score lots of ass." Cybernetic Ghost humps an alien. It then does some pelvic thrusts holding some metal. A man talks about his pants and something about aerating his crotch area (as he waves his hand over that). We see Cybernetic Ghost humping some exercise equipment. An alien and Cybernetic Ghost fake passionately kissing in an alley (with Master Shake telling them to get a room), but the two then decide they liked that and do it again (with each cupping the other's butt). Master Shake makes some sort of comment about balls (testicles) wicking together (or something like that). A rap song mentions sex. We see Carl shirtless and hyper-muscular after being trapped inside a perpetual exercise machine. The title on a CD cover is "Nude Love." About Carl being trapped, Meatwad asks who will take care of his (Carl's) porn. Master Shake talks of sleeping with someone. We see a female bodybuilder in a tiny bikini, with the joke being she has what sounds like a man's voice. It's then mentioned that she and Carl inject bull semen. Master Shake says, "We're about to get laid here." Cybernetic Ghost humps the remnants of an exercise equipment monster. We see a flashback to college days where several posters of bikini-clad women (front and rear views) are seen in the aliens' dorm room. Master Shake tells someone, "You can stare at my genitals" (we don't see anything). Master Shake taunts another character by stating, ""I got your daddy right here. He's only got one eye and two little uncles" (or something like that, referring to male genitals). In a flashback set in Africa, we see some men in just loincloths. Carl asks a female bodybuilder where he's "gonna do you," so she then chains him to a bed. However, she's really Dr. Weird in disguise, and he then approaches Carl with a knife. When we later return to the scene, Carl (who's still alive) is mostly just a bunch of bloody bones (with blood all over the bed). There's talk that Frylock is a lesbian, and there's mention of a plastic novelty vagina. A miscellaneous character shows cleavage. A closing song at the end of the film has a line about you'll probably go home and masturbate. SMOKING About an ashtray, one character says he likes to smoke. TENSE FAMILY SCENES None. TOPICS TO TALK ABOUT Why some people find this material funny. Absurdism. VIOLENCE Master Shake knocks Frylock out of the way, as they encounter sunlight and/or fresh air for the first time in a long time. A poodle then fires laser beams from its eyes at Master Shake and Frylock. The latter fires some sort of energy beam back at the pooch, but the dog grabs Frylock and violently shakes him, leaving him badly wounded (he appears all torn up, with an eye hanging from its socket, etc.). Master Shake then beats up the dog and throws it far off where it explodes in the distance. An old and primitive looking video game has one character shoot another, with very blocky and non-realistic bloody results. Two FBI agents break into a room and riddle the place with gunfire from their handguns. A dart is fired into President Lincoln's neck before he can escape. Some French fries are shot at an escaping character. Meatwad prepares to fire kittens out of cannons, and we then see two kittens explode (in a bloody, cartoon mess) inside them. Cybernetic Ghost threatens a man with harm, and we then see something burning on his lawn. Master Shake fires a flamethrower through part of Dr. Weird's condo, setting a chicken on fire (it runs around the room that way, screaming). A man then pins Master Shake to the floor. A missile is then fired and strikes Space Ghost (with brief, resultant blood and gore). During this, Meatwad holds a gun on himself (thinking he's doing it to someone else). Carl knocks Cybernetic Ghost's robot head off his body. Some automated exercise equipment causes damage inside a house. Frylock fires a laser beam that ricochets off some renegade exercise equipment and hits one of the aliens, catching part of him on fire. A gargantuan piece of renegade exercise equipment smashes various cars and damages part of the city. A large vehicle suddenly hits Master Shake, knocking out some of his teeth (that are bloody). We see the cover of an exercise video that shows a headless person with a bloody neck stump. In the video, we see an exercise robot shooting a laser that hits and blasts off the character's head (with bloody results). The robot then repeatedly stomps down on the body, seemingly tearing it up. Master Shake hits a fly character with a swatter and then uses that to hit Meatwad repeatedly (for laughs). Hearing Master Shake sing, a renegade and gargantuan piece of exercise equipment beats itself to death on its head. The wreckage then falls on Carl (but he's okay). Some chickens are crushed together, forming a single chicken character. Frylock and a chicken character fight over control of a plane (Frylock not wanting to fly it into a brick wall as ordered by Dr. Weird). In a flashback set in Africa, a lion grabs and eat a chicken character (with bloody results). Carl asks a female bodybuilder where he's "gonna do you," so she then chains him to a bed. However, she's really Dr. Weird in disguise, and he then approaches Carl with a knife. When we later return to the scene, Carl (who's still alive) is mostly just a bunch of bloody bones (with blood all over the bed). Dr. Weird and Frylock fight, with various punches thrown. Dr. Weird's human assistant dissolves away into just a skeleton, while Frylock cuts Dr. Weird in half (horizontally), resulting in lots of blood (but he's still alive that way). A teddy bear equipped with various spinning blades and such slices Master Shake, resulting in bloodiness. Moments later, that happens again, this time with Master Shake's hand coming off, with more bloodiness. Master Shake blasts a hole through Meatwad, seemingly killing him (but he's later brought back to life via some sort of magic). Reviewed March 29, 2007 / Posted April 13, 2007

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