CAST AS ROLE MODELS:

STEVE MARTIN plays Bilko who plays by his own rules and will do anything to not conform to Army regulations.

PHIL HARTMAN plays an officer with a grudge againt Bilko who will do anything to get Bilko thrown out of the Army.

DAN AYKROYD plays a stereotypical "oblivious to what's going on" officer.

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ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE

There are quite a few scenes with soldiers and main characters drinking beer, wine, cocktails and champagne.

BLOOD/GORE

None.

DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE

Bilko asks a new straight laced soldier to roll back a car odometer .

A bride (left at the altar) says she hates Bilko and that "she'll kill him."

Bilko has no respect for his fiancé -- he stands her up at their wedding, and then leaves her alone in a bar while he goes off to play poker.

Bilko and the rest of his crew have no respect for the army (Which poses the question: Why are they enlisted?) and they make every attempt to get away with what they can and to cover up everything else.

Thorn lies to Bilko's girlfriend in order to try to steal her away.

FRIGHTENING/TENSE SCENES

None.

GUNS/WEAPONS

Being a military picture, there are plenty of guns, but only one rifle is fired (and it's accidental).

There are some tank scenes, including firing the big gun and blowing up trucks.

IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR

Phrases: "Sucker," and "we're screwed."

There are many scenes of gambling amongst the soldiers.

There is a scene of a soldier looking down his own rifle barrel (he's a wacked out character).

On the way to a wedding, soldiers drive their jeep through stop signs and the wrong way down one way streets.

Throughout the movie, Bilko and his soldiers lie about what they're doing to cover themselves.

JUMP SCENES

None.

MUSIC (SCARY)

None.

MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE)

None.

PROFANITY

2 "s" words, 2 ass words, 1 damn, 1 slang term for breast (the "t" word), 1 hell.

SEX/NUDITY

Male soldiers and women are scene sleeping together in bunks and on a couch (all in one room) with some of the women "draped" over the soldiers. One of the women is wearing a "teddy" (but nothing scene).

The camera tilts up and down following the curves of a dancing woman in a tight dress.

Bilko enters a room with a woman (who turns out to be a soldier in drag) and says "I don't have sex on the first date. Thank God this is the third."

In one scene, Bilko tells his girlfriend that this is the most turned on he's ever been.

SMOKING

There are a good number of scenes with the soldiers or people in the background smoking.

Bilko smokes a cigar in two scenes.

Hall smokes a pipe.

TENSE FAMILY SCENES

None.

TOPICS TO TALK ABOUT

Homosexuality in the military is eluded to when soldiers, under a barracks inspection, fake which room is theirs, and a man ends up in a women's room with clothing he claims is his.

Gambling.

Lying to cover up bad behavior.

VIOLENCE

Bilko asks to be held back so he doesn't attack another person (played for laughs).

One soldier pushes another who in turn flips the first onto the floor with a karate move.

A bride (left waiting at the altar) says she'll kill Bilko.

The bride slaps Bilko.

There is a scene of soldiers throwing a ball at an overweight soldier against a wall.

There is an Army boxing match, but only one punch is thrown.

After the new soldier wakes up the others, they throw bottles and other objects at him.

Soldiers playing hockey inside an office smash each other into the wall.