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(2005) (Seann William Scott, Johnny Knoxville) (Unrated)

Length Screen Format(s) Languages Subtitles Sound Sides
107 minutes Letterbox (2.35:1)
16x9 - Widescreen
English English
French, Spanish
Dolby Digital 5.1 1 (Dual Layer)

PLOT & PARENTAL REVIEW (for the theatrical, PG-13 version of the film, not this unrated one)

While maybe just a tad warm in terms of overall hue, the picture here otherwise looks good, with plenty of sharp detail and vibrant color reproduction. Often loud and active, the audio tracks feature all sorts of car-related effects, plenty of others (gunfire, barroom brawl, ect.), ambient ones (bar, race track, etc.) and various songs and related score.
  • Scene selection/Jump to any scene.
  • Daisy Dukes: The Short Short Shorts - 4+ minute look at the attire worn by Jessica Simpson.
  • The General Lee Lives - 5+ minute segment about the car.
  • How to Launch a Muscle Car 175 feet in 4 Seconds - 4+ minute look at the car stunts.
  • The Hazards of Dukes - 14+ minute look at the film and its production.
  • These Boots are Made for Walking Music Video
  • Additional Scenes (25+ minutes).
  • Unrated Additional Scenes (3+ minutes - contains R-rated style nudity, sexual material, profanity and drug use)
  • Bloopers (5+ minutes - contains R-rated style nudity, sexual material, profanity and drug use).
  • Unrated Bloopers (5+ minutes).
  • Theatrical Trailer.
    In the world of filmmaking, certain names can inspire confidence in truly awful-sounding films, while others can be the death knell for even the most promising effort. Had the likes of James Cameron or Quentin Tarantino been attached to "The Dukes of Hazzard" (yes, I know, a massive stretch of anyone's imagination), I might have believed it had a fighting chance of at least being interesting.

    At the same time, had someone like Jay Chandrasekhar been behind the camera for "Saving Private Ryan," "Citizen Kane" or "Gone with the Wind," neither the cast nor source material would have had a chance of offsetting the -- how shall I put this politely -- awful direction.

    While it's possible the filmmaker could yet turn into something special or at least competent one day, his track record of "Super Troopers," "Club Dread" and now this film inspire about as much hope as an ice cream sandwich has on a blacktop parking lot in the middle of a steamy, mid-summer Georgia day.

    Then again, one shouldn't exactly be expecting much considering the source material is a TV series from the late '70s through the mid '80s about "some good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm." All of which was best known for a literally high flying, confederate themed Dodge Charger and Catherine Bach's barely there cut-off shorts that went on to inspire a name for their style -- "Daisy Dukes."

    Beyond that, it was rather insipid if good-natured stuff about a bunch of moonshine runners, the inept local law and a rotund villain by the name of Hogg (not to mention a bit character who went on to become a U.S. Congressman). Speaking of the latter, Ben "Cooter" Jones recently chastised the filmmakers for turning the original "wholesome" family entertainment into a racy and risqué offering.

    While he has a point (although it's nothing compared to Jessica Simpson's soft-core porn video for her rendition of "These Boots Are Made For Walking"), he should have been more concerned with Chandrasekhar and company failing to prove they had any reason to adapt the series into a feature-length film. Yes, it's as dumb as the original and there are car chases (and slow motion, airborne vehicle shots), cartoon villains, moonshine and those famous shorts now wrapped tightly around Ms. Simpson.

    And while I'll admit there are a smattering of funny moments (including some very brief modernizing or updating of the material such as making fun of the Confederate angle, although the soundtrack is nearly nonstop Southern rock hits from the original show's era), the plot -- penned by John O'Brien ("Starsky & Hutch," "Cradle 2 the Grave") -- plays out like nothing more than a lame, over-extended episode of the TV show (and that's not saying much).

    This week, the Duke boys -- that being Seann William Scott ("The Rundown," the "American Pie" films) and Johnny Knoxville ("Lords of Dogtown," "Jackass the Movie") playing the parts originated by John Schneider and Tom Wopat -- must stop the nefarious Boss Hogg -- Burt Reynolds ("The Longest Yard," "Without a Paddle") -- from taking over the family farm owned by Willie Nelson playing a pot-head version of Denver Pyle (the joke being that Nelson reportedly partakes in real life).

    Guest stars this week include James Roday playing a local racing legend and Nikki Griffin and Jacqui Maxwell as some pretty coeds the boys pick up on a quick road trip to the big city. Flirtin,' shootin,' and flyin' cars ensue.

    If the TV show had one thing going for it, it was that it was only 60 minutes long (including commercials) and at least the cast fit into their parts. In other words, they felt Southern. Here, they feel like Hollywood stars and others shoehorned into their roles, although Simpson is surely easy on the eyes and I've enjoyed Scott and Knoxville in some of their previous endeavors so I cut them a little slack.

    Unfortunately, Chandrasekhar can't resist the temptation to insert himself into the proceedings as one of his past characters -- the obnoxious county mountie from "Super Troopers" -- in a cameo that most won't understand since few actually saw that cinematic travesty.

    While name recognition and star power alone will likely prevent that from happening to this film, the cast and crew may be making their way, the only way they know how (to paraphrase the theme song's lyrics), but that only reiterates that these southern princes are not anywhere near the caliber of cinematic royalty.

    The Dukes of Hazzard (Unrated Widescreen Edition) is now available for purchase by clicking here.

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